Techniques for washing your ass?

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For the people who use water for the extra cleaning, and are forced to use a public toilet, do you still give the extra wash? And for the people who used their hand to clean, that is repulsive. I'd rather chance having a slightly soiled ass hole than use the hand, which brings food to my mouth, as a cleaning tool. Just saying.
 

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I'm very particular about this. I use babywipes at home if I've not showering right away. In work, where the majority of my dumps occur, I use a wet washcloth after a thorough wipe and toss the wipe in the trash. I work in healthcare, there are plenty of washcloths around!
 

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I am fairly regular so 98% of my #2 needs takes place at home. I have a handheld shower head with massage settings. I turn it to what I call the "power wash" setting and clean away! Then I follow up with a good washcloth cleaning. Not only does the handheld shower do a great job cleaning, it feels really great too! Waterpik and Kohler make great ones and they aren't expensive (less than $50) and they are easy to install. Just get one with multiple settings.
 

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I shave my ass crack as it makes wiping easier after a dump and scented wipes between showers.
While in the shower I like to use shampoo as I wash my hair to clean my ass up real good I don't like to smell. As washing my ass I insert one or two fingers to clean it up good then rinse and repeat 2 or 3 times
After showering I use body spray or cologne to smell good
 
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The only bidets I have ever seen here in the states were in five star hotels. I have never seen one in a private residence and I have been visited some very expensive homes.

It depends on the country perhaps. There's certainly a social stigma attached to having one in your house perhaps, purely from the implication that you might need one.
 

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And yes, long live baby wipes! :cool:
I came across an alternative to baby wipes, called Dude Wipes. They're similar to baby wipes but more convenient and not scented. They are available individually wrapped and moistened, and can easily fit in a wallet for on-the-go situations. They also come in a dispenser pack for the home (like a box of Kleenex). In any case, they're great for keeping clean back there whether you're hairy or smooth.
 
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I'm pretty regular so I rarely take dumps outside of my home. I also keep myself clean shaved and that helps a lot. After my morning dump I take my shower and clean up thoroughly. I also insert a soapy finger in my ass to make sure I get everything out. If I ever have to take a dump outside of my house I wet a few paper towels and I put some soap on one and clean up very well. There's no excuse for having a smelly ass unless you just don't clean yourself up enough. Man smells are ok but shit smells are inexcusable.
 
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Bidet all the way!

You can pick up a basic bidet on Amazon for $20-$60 that attaches to the existing toilet seat—so no matter what your living situation is, you can install/uninstall within 30 minutes. (They really are super easy to install) Yes, it’s just ambient water temperature, but it gets the job done so much better than toilet paper you’ll wonder why you haven’t had one years ago. You can go with the toilet seat type bidet which requires to be plugged into an outlet and usually has remotes, fans, warm water, and deodorizers, but it’ll run you $600+.

You’ll get so attached to your bidet you’ll have to have to buy a travel bidet for when you are not at home.

No more smearing!

Buying Guide:
*I’ve purchased all of my bidets on Amazon.
*There are two types of bidets. 1—bidet toilet seat type and 2—bidet attachments to the toilet seat. The toilet seat type is much more expensive and typically requires to be plugged into an outlet—not practical in many living situations. The bidet attachment is super easy to install—BUT depending on your existing toilet seat and bidet you may need to buy toilet seat bumpers in order for the toilet seat to sit on the toilet.
*Make sure the bidet will fit on your toilet! Some companies will have diagrams with measurements you’ll need to pay attention to. Some bidets will not fit your toilet. Biobidet’s Elite3 model and Squat N Go’s Attachment 1000 model are more universal by design. Luxe Bidet’s Neo 120 and Zen Bidet’s Z-300 are more limited in their design.
*For travel bidets the TOTO Washlet is the one to buy!
 

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I use a hand held hose that is attached to the toilet's fresh water system. I also use a squatty potty which allows for a great elimination. First I wipe at least once or twice. Then I just lift my junk and wash myself down with the hose. Afterwards I pat myself dry, pull up my briefs, and my bum is almost always completely dry.

Don't use "baby wipes", because they don't break down in the sewer. I was told by a plumber that the flushable ones are as flushable as your sock. I had to once fix a sump pump and saw that the problem was the flushable wipes got the impeller jammed.