I've loved Ted Colunga for years. I've actually hooked up with a guy once whose cock rivaled his. Let me just say, you need to do some stretching exercises before you handle something of that magnitude.
I love that picture in the leather jacket--just sleazy enough to give me a huge boner. I would let him have his way with me--rape me, beat me, leave me trembling in the floor, kick me, and piss on me as he leaves me. God, I have to go now.