Teddy Bears

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by DaveyR, Oct 30, 2006.

  1. DaveyR

    DaveyR Retired Moderator
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    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving

    Together. They get

    Back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices

    That one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly

    Teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and

    Hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the

    Entire wall!

    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them

    And she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into

    Organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,

    Medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge,

    Enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange

    For an obviously masculine man to have such a large a collection of Teddy

    Bears but doesn't mention this to him and actually is quite impressed by his

    Sensitive side.

    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she

    Finds herself thinking, Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe

    He could be the future father my children?

    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

    They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in

    His arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's

    Clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds

    With more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

    They are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently

    Strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,

    And says:

    "Help yourself to any prize on the middle shelf." [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
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