Tee Shirt Readings

[B_RoysToy]

Hey, guys:

Do any of you have an unusual tee shirt reading? My favorite, given to me by my son, says the following:

"34 and 1/2, half of a good thing"

It gets compliments ! ! ! !

 

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rainfletcher: I have one for my 4 month old that reads:

"Screw this milk @#$)(*. Where's the whiskey tits?"

 

[Pecker]

My 2-year-old grandson has one that says,

OKAY, THEN, I'LL ASK GRANDPA!

 

[B_Jeremy]

My mom has one saying "Look at my tits when i'm talking to you!"

 

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Maximillian: My favorite t-shirts that I have with funny sayings are:

"Can someone tell me why I am here?"

"Dont piss me off, I am running out of places to hide the bodies"

"I do what the voices in my head tell me and right now they arent liking you"

"I am dancing on the matchhead of sanity, dont push me"

 

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7x6andchg: My personal favorites still remain:

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

I have one nerve left. Would you mind getting off it?

Jesus is coming......LOOK BUSY!

7x6&C

 

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HUMONGOUS: i have seen many tee shirts and they all have cute and sometimes witty sayings but the one that stands out in my mind was a "t" that i saw in vegas that had a granpa on the "t" with an ATM machine . the ATM machine was pointing a gun at grandpa and the caption read "JUST ROBBED" the caption referred to double billing by the ATM machines in Vegas. You are charged a surcharge just to get your money out of the machine

 

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HUMONGOUS: picture this t shirt 8)
"i like the living room , and all the rest, but of all the places, i like MOM's kitchen best

 

[Pecker]

Seen on a pierced, tattooed kid at the mall:

SLIDING DOWN THE RAZOR BLADE OF LIFE

 

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Tender: [quote author=HUMONGOUS link=board=99;num=1066347551;start=0#7 date=10/22/03 at 17:26:24]picture this t shirt 8)
"i like the living room , and all the rest, but of all the places, i like MOM's kitchen best [/quote]


uh, does your girlfriend have a kitchen? might look into that....

Tender

 

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SpeedoGuy: The one that says:

Eat right, excercise. Die anyway.

SG

 

[B_RoysToy]

Yeah, but just think how much better those speedos will be looking!

 

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7x6andchg: Saw one the other day:

"Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?"

Still one of my favorites - I've seen it before and it never fails to get a chuckle out of me. ;D

 

[Pecker]

Bought a Cracker Jack tee shirt for my pregnant daughter-in-law's birthday yesterday. Underneath the graphic of the red, white, blue and brown box it said:

SURPRISE INSIDE!

Pecker

(Grandfathers love surprises!)

 

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Jake27: Best t shirt i ever read was, "Dont make me get my flying monkeys."

 

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str8_nnj: .....not being a Harley rider, and not meant to offend the ladies here...one that brings a slite grin is the one on the back of a rider I saw this summer...

"if you could read this
the bitch fell off"

 

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wvalady1968: [quote author=str8_nnj link=board=99;num=1066347551;start=0#15 date=12/01/03 at 08:33:27].....not being a Harley rider, and not meant to offend the ladies here...one that brings a slite grin is the one on the back of a rider I saw this summer...

      "if you could read this
         the bitch fell off"

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I saw its mate at a Flea Market:

"This bitch doesn't fall off!"

 

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str8_nnj: ...lol ...of course...slite spelled correctly in my above post
(slight) ..damn I hope spelling don't count

 

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tracksuitboy: [quote author=Jake27 link=board=99;num=1066347551;start=0#14 date=11/30/03 at 19:56:58] Best t shirt i ever read was, "Dont make me get my flying monkeys." [/quote]
Could one explain this to a lil' ol' English boy please?

 

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tracksuitboy: When Oscar Wilde arrived in the US, he was asked by a Customs officer if he had anything to declare.

I have a t-shirt with his reply:

"I have nothing to declare except my genius".

Oscar was a bit of an egomaniac, but a clever one!