I'm not into 'Celebrity Gossip' so I get really pissed off when news programs/services report celebrity tittle-tattle as though it's a serious news issue. I'm sick of sitting down to watch the news only to see the TMZ or Perez Hilton watermarks in a story. I imagine I'm not alone in my pissed-off-ness so this thread is your chance to tell a celebrity, a celebrity story, or the news outlets that feel the need to report about them - to fuck off... I'll start: *Orlando Bloom/Miranda Kerr - you had a baby. Big fucking deal... *Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman - you got someone else to have your baby, I'll get someone else to give my damn... *Macauly Culkin and prostitute - really? We're still calling him a celebrity? *Ricky Martin comes out - 10 years after we stopped caring about him... *Paris Hilton - came to Australia for a New Year's Eve party. Someone felt that was worthy of reporting in a news bulletin! and finally... *Tiger Woods - the crash was news-worthy but the 5-month 'skank-parade' afterwards was over-the-top. Your self-serving pity-party of a press conference was nauseating. Why are you apologising to me? It's between you and your wife. FUCK OFF!