Tell a story....

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    sentence by sentence. PLEASE keep it fluent with the story line, that's all I ask. Post a sentence at a time to create a story.

    One day President Bush was getting serviced by Britney Spears.
     
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    Laura walked in through the secret side door only known to wives.
     
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    She drew her gun and aimed it at Britney's temple but missed and hit George in the penis.
     
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    They rushed to get Dick in the room to blame the foul shot on him.
     
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    but being deaf and extremely old dick thought she said to shoot G W, so he took up the gun and shot brit in the face missing his intended target again ironically.
     
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    Kevin Federline walked into the room, saw Britney laying there lifeless, and cried because he didn't never got her to sign the will.
     
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    Dustin Diamond walked in and began tap-dancing, for no reason except to continue the pattern of people walking in.
     
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    The room went silent untill the nurse "played by Joyce Dewitt" Walked in and started to sing Last Dance.
     
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    Dustin went out on the balcony and lept to the gravel that was 100 feet below, dying instantly.
     
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    Alan Alda walked in and began an anti-militant monologue, instantly improving the ratings with his presence alone.
     
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    It was at this time that The White House was shut down for overcrowding violations.
     
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    Which was the perfect opportunity for Nicholas Cage to sneak in while one of the writers bordered on canonical infringement.
     
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    The staff recognized that this was the same Nicholas Cage who made Weather Man and that skull-hero-guy movie so they threw him out.
     
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    Meanwhile Dubya growing weak from the bloodloss and clutching the tattered rags of his shredded weiner in his porky mitt and declared "Laura now I know what it feels like to really be a woman".
     
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    Laura packed her bags, headed towards the door, took one last look at her dying husband, spat on the ground, and exited.
     
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    into the void
     
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    Upon seeing HickBoy and realizing that he had failed to follow the rules and make an actual full sentence, foolishly believing it seemed that he was in the 3-word game, Laura took out her favorite lipstick and drew perverted images on HickBoy's back, for which he was promptly arrested and sent to the dungeon with Donald Rumsfeld.
     
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    There Rumsfeld fell into the hard work Laura's lipstick implored him to take up and proceeded to kick Hickboy exactly where her rose pink arrow pointed.
     
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