Tell a story....

[marleyisalegend]

sentence by sentence. PLEASE keep it fluent with the story line, that's all I ask. Post a sentence at a time to create a story.

One day President Bush was getting serviced by Britney Spears.

 

[D_Carroll Condomripper]

Laura walked in through the secret side door only known to wives.

 

[marleyisalegend]

Laura walked in through the secret side door only known to wives.

She drew her gun and aimed it at Britney's temple but missed and hit George in the penis.

 

[D_Carroll Condomripper]

They rushed to get Dick in the room to blame the foul shot on him.

 

[lorne]

but being deaf and extremely old dick thought she said to shoot G W, so he took up the gun and shot brit in the face missing his intended target again ironically.

 

[marleyisalegend]

but being deaf and extremely old dick thought she said to shoot G W, so he took up the gun and shot brit in the face missing his intended target again ironically.

Kevin Federline walked into the room, saw Britney laying there lifeless, and cried because he didn't never got her to sign the will.

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

Dustin Diamond walked in and began tap-dancing, for no reason except to continue the pattern of people walking in.

 

[B_JasonDawgxxx]

Dustin Diamond walked in and began tap-dancing, for no reason except to continue the pattern of people walking in.

The room went silent untill the nurse "played by Joyce Dewitt" Walked in and started to sing Last Dance.

 

[marleyisalegend]

The room went silent untill the nurse "played by Joyce Dewitt" Walked in and started to sing Last Dance.

Dustin went out on the balcony and lept to the gravel that was 100 feet below, dying instantly.

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

Alan Alda walked in and began an anti-militant monologue, instantly improving the ratings with his presence alone.

 

[Northland]

Alan Alda walked in and began an anti-militant monologue, instantly improving the ratings with his presence alone.

It was at this time that The White House was shut down for overcrowding violations.

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

Which was the perfect opportunity for Nicholas Cage to sneak in while one of the writers bordered on canonical infringement.

 

[marleyisalegend]

The staff recognized that this was the same Nicholas Cage who made Weather Man and that skull-hero-guy movie so they threw him out.

 

[D_Polidore Pudpounder]

The staff recognized that this was the same Nicholas Cage who made Weather Man and that skull-hero-guy movie so they threw him out.

Meanwhile Dubya growing weak from the bloodloss and clutching the tattered rags of his shredded weiner in his porky mitt and declared "Laura now I know what it feels like to really be a woman".

 

[marleyisalegend]

Laura packed her bags, headed towards the door, took one last look at her dying husband, spat on the ground, and exited.

 

[B_Hickboy]

into the void

 

[Northland]

into the void

Upon seeing HickBoy and realizing that he had failed to follow the rules and make an actual full sentence, foolishly believing it seemed that he was in the 3-word game, Laura took out her favorite lipstick and drew perverted images on HickBoy's back, for which he was promptly arrested and sent to the dungeon with Donald Rumsfeld.

 

[D_Polidore Pudpounder]

There Rumsfeld fell into the hard work Laura's lipstick implored him to take up and proceeded to kick Hickboy exactly where her rose pink arrow pointed.