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  1. tallguypns

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    Ok, based upon an old johnny carson bit, and a spoof on the "ask me anything" threads, tell me the answer and I'll ask the question.
     
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    Where do teen ager's have sex?
     
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    Yes, but we got the fish out with oil in the end.
     
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    Ham and cheese on rye.
     
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    What is a colloquialism that doesn't translate well to my brain?
     
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    What is william shatner drinking whiskey?
     
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    Tall... you are a natural! Too funny!:biggrin1:
     
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    What is a great thing to say to get on Tall's good side?
     
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    I smell a rat.
     
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    What is either the square root of 12,544 or the average speed on the autobahn?
     
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    "What did patrick henry say when he refused his invitation to constitutional convention in 1787?
     
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    This is brilliant.

    Here's one I always remembered from the show:

    A rock, a jock, and a crock.

    This was circa 1972 0r 1973, but it could still be used today......
     
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    Actually, youre a little off. I believe the question should be ,

    What did Richard Gere's proctologist say during his last appointment!!!!!!
     
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    answer: The Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria
     
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    wow, a tough one and I'll not come up with anything near as funny as Carson's writers.
    but, here's a stab at it...

    How does one make large bulge photo's for LPSG?
     
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    what is a ship, a flip and a quip?
     
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    That's pretty darned good.
    The original question was,
    What are Gibraltar, Joe Namath, and the Watergate testimony?
    Today, it could be,
    Gibraltar, Barry Bonds, and George Bush's war strategy.
     
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    Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman
     
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