Tell me the answer

[tallguypns]

Ok, based upon an old johnny carson bit, and a spoof on the "ask me anything" threads, tell me the answer and I'll ask the question.

 

[jeff black]

Ok, based upon an old johnny carson bit, and a spoof on the "ask me anything" threads, tell me the answer and I'll ask the question.

A well-used automobile

 

[tallguypns]

A well-used automobile

Where do teen ager's have sex?

 

[D_alex8]

Yes, but we got the fish out with oil in the end.

 

[Pecker]

Ham and cheese on rye.

 

[tallguypns]

Yes, but we got the fish out with oil in the end.

What is a colloquialism that doesn't translate well to my brain?

 

[tallguypns]

Ham and cheese on rye.

What is william shatner drinking whiskey?

 

[windtalkerways]

Tall... you are a natural! Too funny!:biggrin1:

 

[tallguypns]

Tall... you are a natural! Too funny!:biggrin1:

What is a great thing to say to get on Tall's good side?

 

[D_alex8]

112.

 

[jakeatolla]

I smell a rat.

 

[tallguypns]

112.

What is either the square root of 12,544 or the average speed on the autobahn?

 

[tallguypns]

I smell a rat.

"What did patrick henry say when he refused his invitation to constitutional convention in 1787?

 

[Webster]

This is brilliant.

Here's one I always remembered from the show:

A rock, a jock, and a crock.

This was circa 1972 0r 1973, but it could still be used today......

 

[jakeatolla]

"What did patrick henry say when he refused his invitation to constitutional convention in 1787?

Actually, youre a little off. I believe the question should be ,

What did Richard Gere's proctologist say during his last appointment!!!!!!

 

[b.c.]

answer: The Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria

 

[tallguypns]

A rock, a jock, and a crock.

wow, a tough one and I'll not come up with anything near as funny as Carson's writers.
but, here's a stab at it...

How does one make large bulge photo's for LPSG?

 

[tallguypns]

answer: The Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria

what is a ship, a flip and a quip?

 

[Webster]

wow, a tough one and I'll not come up with anything near as funny as Carson's writers.
but, here's a stab at it...

How does one make large bulge photo's for LPSG?

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That's pretty darned good.
The original question was,
What are Gibraltar, Joe Namath, and the Watergate testimony?
Today, it could be,
Gibraltar, Barry Bonds, and George Bush's war strategy.

 

[geitjeshoeder]

Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman