Tell me the answer

[tallguypns]

Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman

Who are the Mythbusters?

 

[b.c.]

[he's sitting wearing a kind of turban...there's that familiar smirk on his face...he holds the card up to his turban and says...]

"Hickory, Dickory, Dock"

[MacMahon repeats, "Hickory...Dickory...Dock," evoking a long drawn stare from Carson. The audience cracks up.]

"Hickory, Dickory, Dock."

 

[Matthew]

You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer ...

 

[tallguypns]

[he's sitting wearing a kind of turban...there's that familiar smirk on his face...he holds the card up to his turban and says...]

"Hickory, Dickory, Dock"

[MacMahon repeats, "Hickory...Dickory...Dock," evoking a long drawn stare from Carson. The audience cracks up.]

"Hickory, Dickory, Dock."

May fleas from a thousand camels nest in your shorts.

Who do you go to when you have a pain in your hickory dickory?

This is the official carson answer.

However, to be different I'll ask:
Where do you keep your hickory dickory when you're not sailing it?

 

[tallguypns]

You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer ...

What do you say to a quadraplegic Cassanova?

 

[inkubus963]

I don't know, but I wish I had one full of quarters...

 

[rawbone8]

We call ourselves "The Aristocrats".

 

[tallguypns]

I don't know, but I wish I had one full of quarters...

What did one guy say to each other when looking at the world's largest elephant bank?

 

[tallguypns]

We call ourselves "The Aristocrats".

What would Aristotle and Socrates call themselves if they got married?

 

[rawbone8]

I said more friction dammit, not fiction


* you rock great tall one*

 

[tallguypns]

I said more friction dammit, not fiction


* you rock great tall one*

While having sex, what did the girl say to the new LPSG member claiming to have a 13.5" dick?

 

[b.c.]

(chuckle) pretty good.

["These envelopes have be hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch since NOON today!! Only YOU, in your divine and INFINITE wisdom can ascertain the answers to these questions!"]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

["Crouching Tiger.............hidden.... dragon"]

 

[jeff black]

Tallguy, you are a freakin' genius. Clever thread idea.

The answer is: A random chance.

 

[Webster]

Johhny, "Passover"





Ed McMahon, "Passover"





Johhny gives Ed a withering smirk....

 

[tallguypns]

(chuckle) pretty good.

["These envelopes have be hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch since NOON today!! Only YOU, in your divine and INFINITE wisdom can ascertain the answers to these questions!"]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

["Crouching Tiger.............hidden.... dragon"]

May a diseased camel date your sister...

How would slut hide big cock?

 

[tallguypns]

Tallguy, you are a freakin' genius. Clever thread idea.

The answer is: A random chance.

Thank you Jeff!

How much of a chance do I have at keeping this thread funny and going for days?

 

[tallguypns]

Johhny, "Passover"


Ed McMahon, "Passover"


Johhny gives Ed a withering smirk....

When signing off the radio, what word precedes "and passout?"

 

[D_alex8]

Nichelle Nichols and Linda Blair, but not in that order.

 

[tallguypns]

Nichelle Nichols and Linda Blair, but not in that order.

What are a Starfleet communicator and a possessed head rotator?

 

[Chuck64]

Sergey Brin and Larry Page