Tell me the answer

[mindseye]

Because a football can't eat a pancake with windows.

 

[tallguypns]

Sergey Brin and Larry Page

Who are two people I wont bother googling?

 

[Chuck64]

Who are two people I wont bother googling?

And yet, they make a fraction of a penny every time any of us google anything...

 

[tallguypns]

Because a football can't eat a pancake with windows.

Why should football chefs always make pancakes without windows?

 

[inkubus963]

You are beyond witty. You must be great at parties!

The answer: Two Valium and balls of steel.

 

[tallguypns]

You are beyond witty. You must be great at parties!

The answer: Two Valium and balls of steel.

Thank you kindly, but when I attend parties (about once every 10 years or so) i'm the guy sitting in the corner by himself.

What does it take for me to attend a party?

 

[LongPhatDong]

A sense of adventure. Be bold! Meet people! Live life!
Just because you're a nerd, it doesn't mean that you can't be hip, or cool, or whatever the deuce these kids today are saying.
I'm clearly proof of that. :biggrin1:

 

[tallguypns]

A sense of adventure. Be bold! Meet people! Live life!
Just because you're a nerd, it doesn't mean that you can't be hip, or cool, or whatever the deuce these kids today are saying.
I'm clearly proof of that. :biggrin1:

Methinks you're answering the question I just asked, which was in response to the answer of "2 valium and balls of steel." The answer comes before the question on this thread. So now I shall have to come up with a question that answers your statement.

How does LongPhat think I can attend parties and does he think it's possible for a nerd to be hip or cool?

 

[LongPhatDong]

Ah! Jeopardy (or Johnny Carson) format. Sorry, I guess I should have read this thread more carefully.

Answer: Three gerbils playing grab-ass.

 

[b.c.]

[Carnac- "Carnac needs absolute silence"
MacMahon- "And Carnac gets it" Carsonian pause while audience rolls]

"The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe"

[MacMahon - "lion...witch...and wardrobe"]

 

[tallguypns]

Ah! Jeopardy (or Johnny Carson) format. Sorry, I guess I should have read this thread more carefully.

Answer: Three gerbils playing grab-ass.

What do you get when 3 gerbils visit LPSG?

 

[tallguypns]

[Carnac- "Carnac needs absolute silence"
MacMahon- "And Carnac gets it" Carsonian pause while audience rolls]

"The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe"

[MacMahon - "lion...witch...and wardrobe"]

Gosh, it is so hard for me to be witty with every question.

What roars, whores and stores?

 

[Chuck64]

Answer: tallguypns

 

[jeff black]

Answer: tallguypns

Answer: running with scissors for the juice

 

[tallguypns]

Answer: tallguypns

Who is an attention seeking post whore?

 

[tallguypns]

Answer: running with scissors for the juice

How did nicole really die?

 

[Chuck64]

Who is an attention seeking post whore?

Wrong. The answer to that question is "Chuck64, Jeff Black, and TallGuypns"

 

[jeff black]

Wrong. The answer to that question is "Chuck64, Jeff Black, and TallGuypns"

But mainly tallguy

 

[Matthew]

But mainly tallguy

Really? Tell us more, Captain 35+ posts per day. :wink:

 

[jeff black]

Really? Tell us more, Captain 35+ posts per day. :wink:

:bryce:

Answer: Green water