Tell Us Your Dirtiest Sex Fantasy

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  1. LoveItBitch

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    Every body knows we have fantasies.But there is a difference between a fantasy and a real dirty kinky fantasy that you would never tell anyone even if your life depended on it for fear someone would say you are insane.They say it is good to get things off your chest,so here I go!

    My dirtiest sexual fantasy that I would never tell anyone would be that I would love to ride my boyfriend cowgirl style (ontop and backwards) and have a girl (preferably his ex,cus Im a bitch like that)bewteen our legs licking his balls and my kitty cat simultaneously.

    Now whats yours??????:biggrin1:
     
  2. holmes 13

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    My dirty fantasy would be to watch you having fun being licked by the ex, then getting under your boyfriend and licking his balls myself. We all come together, have a smoke, laugh. the end
     
  3. LoveItBitch

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    LMAO.. so bad so bad... and whats even worse.. I wud ejoy it!!!
     
  4. snoozan

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    OK so mine is pretty involved.

    I have a thing for Asian guys-- specifically, Korean and Indian. I also love love love latina girls, and I haven't been with a woman in forever and I'm dying to. If you read some of my posts back, I have a little bit of an interest in piss play, but I've never indulged too much because I'm afraid to ask my partners.

    So this is my fantasy...

    I meet this couple-- a hot, busty latina with her man, a well-dressed Indian man in the lobby of a hotel. We strike up a conversation because we're waiting for the elevator, and I realize how smoking hot they both are, and how funny and interesting they are as well. We get to talking in the elevator and they learn I'm in town on business for a few days and am rather lonely. They are on vacation, and offer to go to dinner with me that night. We arrange to meet in the lobby at 7 to go out.

    I spend the next couple hours getting myself beautiful, shaving my legs and rubbing my pussy with baby oil to make it soft and clean, washing my hair, getting makeup on, etc. I choose a sexy but classy dress that reveals my cleavage quite nicely and put just a small amount of perfume on my neck and wrists. I don my hottest pair of black heels and head to the lobby.

    I see the couple and they look drop dead gorgeous. He's in a suit, she's wearing a little nothing of a dress, kinda flashy, but sexy as hell. Well, we go out to dinner and talk, and I find out they are planning on getting married soon. We have dinner and a few drinks, and the girl and I start talking about how we're bisexual and are attracted to women. I look over to the guy and can see his very apparent erection as we talk. After dinner we go back to the hotel bar, and have more drinks. The sexual tension is getting to the point where you can cut it with a knife. I am dreaming of fondling the latina's 44Ds, and wonder what she'd do if i walked up behind her and started rubbing her ass.

    They invite me back to their room, and we sit on the bed together, and the chica and her man start kissing. I sit and watch, until she starts caressing my thighs and breasts. Suddenly, we are all making out hot and heavy, and she starts to take my clothes off. My nipples are rock hard and I am soaking my panties. She lets me suck on her tits, moaning, as the guy sits back and strokes his cock.

    This hot ass girl mounts the guy, and then takes out this little slimline vibrator and puts it on her clit. I can tell he's enjoying it too by the face he makes. She turns off the vibe and asks me what I want to do. So, very timidly, I ask if they are into watersports. She seems into it, but he's not sure. He is worried about dirtying the sheets, and he's also very curious but he comes from a culture where sex is not spoken about. We all start making out and fucking again, and I get to lick her pussy while he fucks her. Finally, in the heat of passion, while they are fucking, the girl says, "piss on me! piss on us! I want it in my mouth!" Since I had had quite a few drinks, I didn't have a problem going, so I crouch over them and piss in her mouth, all over their bodies, and in his mouth too. I can tell the guy is really into it, and he asks me to piss all over his girlfriend, in her face and hair while he gets behind me and starts snifffing my ass, taking huge whiffs of the smell of my colon. "Can you fart?" he asks, and I oblige him, launching a massive amount of gas right into his face. He inhales deeply and moans. Then he grabs his girlfriend, soaking wet and pissed on, and shoves her face in my ass saying, "smell it, baby, SNIFF THAT ASS!!" I let go another rip of a fart, but this time it's a little wet. She takes her nose out and it's a little brown tipped. I think at first she was a little grossed, out, but she got into it and soon they are both sniffing the hell out of my ass. Soon we are all so turned on that he fucks me from behind while I use the vibe on my clit and she rubs her 44D tits and my face and plays with her clit. He comes soon afterwards, which seemed to upset the girl, but we 69 and lick each other's pussies until we cum hard together.

    I leave them to deal with the dirty sheets and go to my room and sleep in my clean white bed. In the morning, I go home and dream of them sniffing my ass the whole plane ride.
     
  5. Big Dreamer

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    Snoozan. She (he??) wanted fantasies. For you that's just a typical Thursday night.
     
  6. snoozan

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    And that's your fantasy, isn't it? That my Thursday nights are sex crazed fuck fests with strangers.
     
  7. LT17

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    My fantasy is to have a big juciy cock in my mouth while i fuck my wife
    and also have Peter Norths big weapon up my ass so on every stroke i get
    ass fucked and when he is ready to unload -bl;asting my face with his cum
    and the cum of the man i am sucking and having my wife lick it off
     
  8. Big Dreamer

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    Sort of. My fantasies mainly revolve around some goofy guy you met at a big dick website and what you do to him.

    Feel free to bring along the Korean and Indian dudes as well!!
     
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    We all know that was real life that you passed off as fantasy snoozan :)
     
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    To go hiking with someone dear to my heart. Camp out. Soak in a hot spring together. Soak in warm mud together. Bury my penis deep within them, and feel our hearts join as we make hot monkey love. Sleep with our sleeping bags joined together. Spoon, and feel the warmth of their body. Hear the peaceful sound of their breathing. All the while, my raging hard penis is touching their manly glutes. To have connected in body, heart, and mind with someone I treasure.
     
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    sniffing the asshole of George Bush while Dick Cheney looks on and waits for me to sniff his.....we are all butt-ass naked and in the room are both George Sr. and Barbara...Barbara is blowing Geoge Sr while he is being ass fucked with a strap on yep you guessed it.. by non other than Condi Rice......
     
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    One of the adult website clips posted on the site has me intrigued. The woman was in a handstand in front of the man while they were having sex.

    Really no way to casually just happen to find yourself in that position...
     
  13. ManlyBanisters

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    No? You should meet my husband...
     
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    OK heres a fantasy of mine. To go skinny dipping with two girls in a lake out in the woods. Then we get out of the water and find a place to sit without putting clothes back on. Getting head from both of them while I smoke a little. Then having a crazy threesome. After that we lay on a the edge of a small rock cliff by the water and cuddle under the stars until we fall asleep. It's a little more than just a sexual fantasy but the sex is a big part of it.
     
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    Snoozan,

    I think I read that in Penthouse Letters a while ago. I didn't realize it was you that sent it in.

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    Mine involves a dungeon, soft restraints, a group of older women, and a group of nervous young men. I'll let everyone fill in their own details. :smile:
     
  16. psidom

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    i always wanted to be held captive by a kunoichi (female ninja.)
    a sword to my neck.
     
  17. LoveItBitch

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    OMG Snoozman.. Im a busty mixed latina girl with an India fiance.. where did u say u live again lol... LMAO... we shud get together hehe
     
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    That's snoozan for you... the woman just LOVES to take other people's work as her own.:tongue: :rolleyes:

    I hear she has even made a movie.
     
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    My dirtiest fantasy would be to used by an all bisexual jock frat house, being forced to suck cock after thick cock from a glory hole in a dirty bathroom.
     
  20. nudeyorker

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    That all my fantasy boyfriends here at LPSG were as real as the fantasy and we were all locked together in a dungeon for a weekend!
     
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