I had fun doing it to mine last night... had no freaking idea she was back from Florida. Went something like... walks over to me sitting at the bar... "something cute" she said. "Yeah we haven't talked in ten months lets not break that trend." "Things don't have to be this way." she replied. "Yeah, yeah they do. I took an inventory of things, and I really don't need your flighty crap in my life anymore." "Well..." gets cut off. "And there's no way in hell I'm fucking you tonight." At that point her's, my 2 friends and the bartenders mouths all drop open. And she walked away. Part of the new philosophy, ex's are ex's for a reason. Soooo I'm up for story time, anyone else for a good telling off the ex?