Tenjewberrymuds.

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  1. Pecker

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    Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

    Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

    RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

    G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

    RS: "Ow July den?"

    G: "What??"

    RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

    G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

    RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

    G: "Crisp will be fine."

    RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

    G: "What?"

    RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

    G: "I don't think so."

    RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

    G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
    toes' means."

    RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
    bodder?"

    G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
    Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

    RS: "We bodder?"

    G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

    RS: "Wad?"

    G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

    RS: "Copy?"

    G: "Excuse me?"

    RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

    G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

    RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder
    on sigh and copy....rye??"

    G: "Whatever you say."

    RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

    G : "You're very welcome
     
  2. agnslz

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    Hilarious, Pecker!!:biggrin:

    That reminds me of the scene in Joe Dirt with the Cajun guy..

    "Homiwayumakit.":biggrin:
     
  3. IntoxicatingToxin

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    LMAO! Pecker... you crack me up. :)
     
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