Tennis: Cincinnati Lockeroom

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by cincyboi, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. cincyboi

    cincyboi New Member

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    Hey dudes and dudettes, just thought I'd drop in after a big day in Cincy where I'm a 'towel boy' in the locker rooms for the first year ever.

    The big news for this board, and it is BIG news, would have to be about Lleyton Hewitt. Fuck dudes, Hewitt is a mule. i'm not real good with measurements but shit its long, and not thin either by any means. He wasnt showing off or anything but you have to notice it anyway. Just a simple Lleyton Hewitt = donkey.

    No one's in Hewitt's league, but there's probably 4 other dudes you would classify as well hung. The biggest of them is probably Nicolas Kiefer who likes to show it off. Then there's Gaston Gaudio, Marat Safin, and Jose Acasuso all dudes with big ding dongers.

    Other famous dudes you might want to know about are Rafa Nadal and Roddick. Both these dudes may seem cocky as hell, but they ain't back it up between their legs. Their only average. And the mighty Federer? The dude has a weeny unfortunately. Just very very small.
     
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    We've had confirmation before about Hewitt. Can see why his soap star wife was willing to get pregnant quick pronto!
     
  3. cincyboi

    cincyboi New Member

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    Oh sorry if im going over old ground dude.
     
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    Oh, it's no problem. We had a regular on here who worked regularly at big tennis games, and she was able to let us in on a few secrets! :+
     
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    Looks like there's no doubting Hewitt's size now, how long would you say it was approximately?

    I'm disappointed about Nadal, hoping he would be bigger.
     
  6. cincyboi

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    Was working in the lockeroom tonight when Hewitt played Davydenko, as I said dude I'm not good with measurements but he must have atleast a 6 inch soft dick, maybe even more than that.
     
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    and u didn't take pics? heh

    good to know about Hewitt and Safin.

    I always found Safin really attractive too and imagined he was fairly big..good to know.
     
  8. PeteThrntn

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    Was working in the lockeroom tonight when Hewitt played Davydenko, as I said dude I'm not good with measurements but he must have atleast a 6 inch soft dick, maybe even more than that.
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    any scuttlebutt on who might take it up the butt? the women's side can't be the only one with gay players.
     
  9. cincyboi

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    I agree, there has to be but I think they keep it pretty quiet. I have heard that Jurgen Melzer is gay though.
     
  10. PeteThrntn

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    I agree, there has to be but I think they keep it pretty quiet. I have heard that Jurgen Melzer is gay though.
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    Apparently a top-ten player was quoted as saying there is a top-ten player who is gay. Not sure when. I did a little online research and came up with the following suspect:

    Hicham Arazi (stands to reason)

    Jan-Michael Gambill (plays doubles with apparently gay Graydon Oliver and has apparently been quoted as being bi-sexual)

    Andy Roddick (has been seen in Miami gay bars with somewhat of a posse, though there was a female of the species in the group)

    Rafael Nadal (flashy clothes, flashy biceps)

    Carlos Moya (mentor to Nadal)

    former player Tim Mayotte (I always suspected)

    Jim Courier (I thought he married a French woman)

    Michael Chang (too boring)

    Any others?


    Feliciano Lopez (too chummy with Nadal)
     
  11. hungwitz

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    OK, here goes and if I get flamed I get flamed.

    This is a rather derogatory comment. Just because someone is gay does not mean they 'take it up the butt' and to use that phrase shows lack of respect. That is like saying 'do they eat watermelon' referring if someone is black.

    Now back to the question of which tennis player in the top ten is gay.

    thanks.
     
  12. B_RoysToy

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    You point out an accurate similarity, hungwitz, as well as being timely. Hopefully it will cause second thoughts before some future posts are made. Thanks for your words of wisdom.

    Luke
     
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    You point out an accurate similarity, hungwitz, as well as being timely. Hopefully it will cause second thoughts before some future posts are made. Thanks for your words of wisdom.

    Luke
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    Takes it, gives it, likes it, lives it. Whatever.
     
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    Takes it, gives it, likes it, lives it. Whatever.
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    What is it about some straight people who for all their professed disgust are compelled to speculate on what it is we do in our bedrooms?

    By the way, based on some of the straight porn I've seen there are a fair number of you who take it up the butt, Mr. Strap-on Bottom.
     
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    Can you imagine getting fucked by Lleyton Hewitt? You wouldnt be able to walk for weeks after :wow:
     
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    HungPommieDude New Member

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    We may as well bring this to the top considering as tennis penis is the topic of discussion at the moment :shrug:
     
  17. thirteenbyseven

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    Well then I guess that settle it, Lleyton Hewitt is indeed the PENIS CHAMP!! By the way, CBS television showed his wife in the stands. Apparently she is a big media star in Australia. Those of us watching thought former tennis champion Pete Sampras' wife is much better looking, though I now have a feeling that Hewitt's wife must have some secret talents of her own.

    Like an extremely deep vagina. (My fiance knows all about that female endowment.)
     
  18. HungPommieDude

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    Good to see you finally concede the point ;) Hewitt is officially the best hung man on tour, or atleast of the top 100 or so players.

    Anyone care to speculate on the cut/uncut status of Hewitt, Safin, Nadal, Roddick, Kiefer, Federer, Agassi and co?
     
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    I might get shot down for this, but I just dont imagine Hewitt as the 'hung' sort, call me crazy.
     
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    Yeah, me neither. He acts like a jackass and has bad taste when it comes to women. I'd sincerely hope he wasn't gifted with a large penis, because someone who is as much of a cockhole as he is doesn't really deserve it.

    I've never seen proof of it anyway, so as far as I'm concerned, his penis is as small as he is a man.
     
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