Hey dudes and dudettes, just thought I'd drop in after a big day in Cincy where I'm a 'towel boy' in the locker rooms for the first year ever. The big news for this board, and it is BIG news, would have to be about Lleyton Hewitt. Fuck dudes, Hewitt is a mule. i'm not real good with measurements but shit its long, and not thin either by any means. He wasnt showing off or anything but you have to notice it anyway. Just a simple Lleyton Hewitt = donkey. No one's in Hewitt's league, but there's probably 4 other dudes you would classify as well hung. The biggest of them is probably Nicolas Kiefer who likes to show it off. Then there's Gaston Gaudio, Marat Safin, and Jose Acasuso all dudes with big ding dongers. Other famous dudes you might want to know about are Rafa Nadal and Roddick. Both these dudes may seem cocky as hell, but they ain't back it up between their legs. Their only average. And the mighty Federer? The dude has a weeny unfortunately. Just very very small.