TENTPOLE

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  1. B_JohnTheHorse

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    How many of you dudes get hard during the day no matter where you are and what you're doing?

    I can't count the number of times each week that I have a huge cylinder snaking down one side of my pant legs, tenting my sheets in the morning, flopping around changing at the gym or home, or at my desk at work.

    I have mixed feelings on this: on one hand it'd be nice to not bring attention to my huge endowment and an erection always brings a desire to cum on some level, but on the other hand I love the feeling of being enormous and virile as well.

    Anyone else have thoughts on this?

    JTH
     
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    blo-gasm: Happens all the time!

    You'd swear I was a 14 year old... at work, a woman catches my eye and "boing"... grocery shopping, at the gym... all the time.

    And it doesn't just happen if something "peaks" my attention... i can be sitting there at my desk and gave a giant handful-sized bulge that seems to have come from nowhere...
     
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    sfsbdgb: Happens alot,in fact thinking about you getting Hard is getting me hard!
     
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    prepstudinsc: I get boned all the time at work for no reason. I always have to try to hide it. It's bad when I get boned in public too because it's noticeable, and while I like to show it off, there are just times and places where it's not appropriate to do that. lol
     
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    brad2002: i get hard all the time. At home, work, the gym, shopping, etc. Being bi doesn't help, either, because I get hot for guys and girls. Hiding an erection can be embarrassing, but it has served me well a few times. It's great when someone (usually another guy) sees my buldge, because sometimes it turns into a pickup.
     
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    Yep, anytime the wind blows.
    I am never comfortable with it down my leg,
    if it is getting hard.
    But i can't have the tentpole out in front
    of me at work either.
    I have sat behind my desk for no reason
    other than to let my erection subside.
     
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    Was that a song cue, txqis?

    Is this my real size
    Or is this fantasy?
    Caught in my pants
    No escape from sexuality
    Open up your eyes, look between my thighs and see
    I'm just a big boy, don't need no sympathy
    Cause it's easy come, easy go, curving high, curving low
    Any time the wind blows it really matters to me, to me
    Mama really chose her man
    So he could keep her desire fed, pulled his trigger, I'm where that led
    Mama, life had just begun
    But it pops up whether I'm straight or gay
    Mama, ooh, I wonder why
    If I can't get it down this time tomorrow
    Carry on, carry on like nothing really matters
    Too late, my time has come
    Sends shivers down my spine, boner's achin' all the time
    Turns beet-red, everybody, I've got to go
    Gotta go to the doctor and face the truth
    Mama, ooh, I don't want it up
    Sometimes I wish I'd never been born male at all
    I see a little silhouetto of my little man
    Trouser snake, trouser snake, I can make it do tricks too
    Up and down, sword-fighting, very very fright'ning me
    (Where I lay-o) Where I lay-o (Where I lay-o) Where I lay-o, Where I lay-o figaro
    Magnifico
    I'm just a big boy, the size queens love me
    He's just a big boy, he got it genetic'ly
    Spare him his life from this monstrosity
    Easy come, easy go, will you be controlled
    (Be controlled!) Bismillah! No! I will not be controlled
    (Be controlled!) Bismillah! No! I will not be controlled
    (Be controlled) Will not be controlled
    (Be controlled) Will not be controlled (Be controlled) Ah
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no
    (O mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, be controlled
    Beelzebub has a devil set aside for me, for me, for me
    So you think you can rise up and spit from your eye
    So you think you can leave me feeling like I could die
    Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
    Just gotta get out, gotta get right outta here
    Nothing really matters, anyone can see
    Nothing really matters
    Nothing really matters to me
    Any time the wind blows

    jonb, who thinks of a filk every time someone says a well-known lyric
     
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    Jangel: I TOTALLY get spontanious hard-ons ALL the time!
    sometimes its really hard to hide!! How do YOU hide it?
     
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    kyle: Definitely when I wake up - almost always. Other than that (when not engaging in some romantic action or other) I occasionally get an erection seemingly randomly. However I think it must simply have to do with blood flow crossed with sitting and movement. Looking at people never does it for me.
     
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    jackinman: Yeah, I get hard during the day also. It doesn't happen as much as it used to, but i still get em. Especially when I'm on this board, reading some of the posts here get me hard too...like right now!!!!
     
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    Ineligible: Jonb! That's magnifencently done!

    I hadn't heard that word "filk" before. What's the etymology, do you know?
     
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    rainfletcher: JonB --

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
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    mred: "Filk" is a word that came out of science fiction conventions. At early cons ("con" is the shortened word you'll hear for "convention"), there was folk singing, and a list of songs and lyrics would be typed up and copied for everybody. Many of the songs would be parodies, funny songs about characters from books using existing melodies as Weird Al Yankovic does now. But at one con in the late forties or early fifties, "folk" was mistyped as "filk," an easy mistake to make when you're typing fast since "o" and "i" are next to each other on the keyboard. The typo wasn't caught, and "filk singing" was born.
     
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    Ineligible: Easy to do - look how I spelt "magnificently". I don't know how I did that!
     
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    sammygirly: I tell you, I learn something new everyday on this board....

    ...and jonb - Freddy Mercury, another one that people were all surprised when he announced he was gay...go figure ::)
     
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    What do you know? That could belong on the Ja Rule post.

    As I said, I don't really care about celebrity sexuality, and actually keep it in my mental killfile.
     
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