How many of you dudes get hard during the day no matter where you are and what you're doing? I can't count the number of times each week that I have a huge cylinder snaking down one side of my pant legs, tenting my sheets in the morning, flopping around changing at the gym or home, or at my desk at work. I have mixed feelings on this: on one hand it'd be nice to not bring attention to my huge endowment and an erection always brings a desire to cum on some level, but on the other hand I love the feeling of being enormous and virile as well. Anyone else have thoughts on this? JTH
blo-gasm: Happens all the time! You'd swear I was a 14 year old... at work, a woman catches my eye and "boing"... grocery shopping, at the gym... all the time. And it doesn't just happen if something "peaks" my attention... i can be sitting there at my desk and gave a giant handful-sized bulge that seems to have come from nowhere...
prepstudinsc: I get boned all the time at work for no reason. I always have to try to hide it. It's bad when I get boned in public too because it's noticeable, and while I like to show it off, there are just times and places where it's not appropriate to do that. lol
brad2002: i get hard all the time. At home, work, the gym, shopping, etc. Being bi doesn't help, either, because I get hot for guys and girls. Hiding an erection can be embarrassing, but it has served me well a few times. It's great when someone (usually another guy) sees my buldge, because sometimes it turns into a pickup.
Yep, anytime the wind blows. I am never comfortable with it down my leg, if it is getting hard. But i can't have the tentpole out in front of me at work either. I have sat behind my desk for no reason other than to let my erection subside.
Was that a song cue, txqis? Is this my real size Or is this fantasy? Caught in my pants No escape from sexuality Open up your eyes, look between my thighs and see I'm just a big boy, don't need no sympathy Cause it's easy come, easy go, curving high, curving low Any time the wind blows it really matters to me, to me Mama really chose her man So he could keep her desire fed, pulled his trigger, I'm where that led Mama, life had just begun But it pops up whether I'm straight or gay Mama, ooh, I wonder why If I can't get it down this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on like nothing really matters Too late, my time has come Sends shivers down my spine, boner's achin' all the time Turns beet-red, everybody, I've got to go Gotta go to the doctor and face the truth Mama, ooh, I don't want it up Sometimes I wish I'd never been born male at all I see a little silhouetto of my little man Trouser snake, trouser snake, I can make it do tricks too Up and down, sword-fighting, very very fright'ning me (Where I lay-o) Where I lay-o (Where I lay-o) Where I lay-o, Where I lay-o figaro Magnifico I'm just a big boy, the size queens love me He's just a big boy, he got it genetic'ly Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come, easy go, will you be controlled (Be controlled!) Bismillah! No! I will not be controlled (Be controlled!) Bismillah! No! I will not be controlled (Be controlled) Will not be controlled (Be controlled) Will not be controlled (Be controlled) Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no (O mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, be controlled Beelzebub has a devil set aside for me, for me, for me So you think you can rise up and spit from your eye So you think you can leave me feeling like I could die Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby Just gotta get out, gotta get right outta here Nothing really matters, anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me Any time the wind blows jonb, who thinks of a filk every time someone says a well-known lyric
Jangel: I TOTALLY get spontanious hard-ons ALL the time! sometimes its really hard to hide!! How do YOU hide it?
kyle: Definitely when I wake up - almost always. Other than that (when not engaging in some romantic action or other) I occasionally get an erection seemingly randomly. However I think it must simply have to do with blood flow crossed with sitting and movement. Looking at people never does it for me.
jackinman: Yeah, I get hard during the day also. It doesn't happen as much as it used to, but i still get em. Especially when I'm on this board, reading some of the posts here get me hard too...like right now!!!!
Ineligible: Jonb! That's magnifencently done! I hadn't heard that word "filk" before. What's the etymology, do you know?
mred: "Filk" is a word that came out of science fiction conventions. At early cons ("con" is the shortened word you'll hear for "convention"), there was folk singing, and a list of songs and lyrics would be typed up and copied for everybody. Many of the songs would be parodies, funny songs about characters from books using existing melodies as Weird Al Yankovic does now. But at one con in the late forties or early fifties, "folk" was mistyped as "filk," an easy mistake to make when you're typing fast since "o" and "i" are next to each other on the keyboard. The typo wasn't caught, and "filk singing" was born.
sammygirly: I tell you, I learn something new everyday on this board.... ...and jonb - Freddy Mercury, another one that people were all surprised when he announced he was gay...go figure :
What do you know? That could belong on the Ja Rule post. As I said, I don't really care about celebrity sexuality, and actually keep it in my mental killfile.
