Reply with a similar style pun.
I wanted to be a Milkman, but I didn't have the bottle.
I wanted to be a Milkman, but I didn't have the bottle.
Who needs bottles? Any bucket will do. And when you've milked one cow, then you can milk the udder one.
Oh, bucket, here's another pun: I wanted to raise goats, but my parents thought I was just kidding.
I was going to raise sheep, but decided to stay home and bleat off, thinking of ewe.
Exit signs...they're on the way out aren't they?
I thought exits were what teachers wrote on wrong answers.
Or, like the Palestinian woman said after her son became a suicide bomber ... "They blow up so fast."
This thread is so bad it ought to be a court summons