Terrible Puns

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    Reply with a similar style pun.

    I wanted to be a Milkman, but I didn't have the bottle.
     
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    My diet is going well, i lost 20pounds this week, now i cant afford the pies!
     
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    I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.
     
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    I wanted to be a juggler, but I didn't have the balls.
     
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    Who needs bottles? Any bucket will do. And when you've milked one cow, then you can milk the udder one.
     
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    And when you're ready to leave this world and pass on your business, you can just kick the bucket.
     
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    You invented Tipp Ex, correct me if I'm wrong.
     
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    Oh, bucket, here's another pun: I wanted to raise goats, but my parents thought I was just kidding.
     
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    I was going to raise sheep, but decided to stay home and bleat off, thinking of ewe.
     
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    And what do you call it when a dinosaur collides with a big rig? A Tyrannosaurus Rex...
     
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    I used to collect blood in a bucket, made me quite pail.
     
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    :dance: Oh, good ones!!!

    Did you know that reported sightings of the abominable snowman are yeti to be confirmed.
     
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    Exit signs...they're on the way out aren't they?
     
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    I would NEVER tell you to flock off!
     
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    Or, like the Palestinian woman said after her son became a suicide bomber ... "They blow up so fast."
     
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    I thought exits were what teachers wrote on wrong answers.
     
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    No ... Exit marks the Spot-it.
     
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    This thread is so bad it ought to be a court summons
     
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    They wear bomber jackiets, don't they?!
     
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    Are you judging us? Will you supply us with bailiff we're convicted?

    I'm gonna escape by jumping over defense ...
     
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