Catchoftheday
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Safe- X is when a pencil has a rubber on the end.
Safe X ? Come on get to the point
Safe- X is when a pencil has a rubber on the end.
In the Drawing Room i'd guess.
Yeah, but the judge was a man of few words, so he sent a curt summons.
He only draws furniture, you know. Shell f portraits.
He only draws furniture, you know. Shelf portraits.
Safe X ? Come on get to the point
He only draws furniture, you know. Shelf portraits.
Maybe he will put them in a eggs hibition?
That's putting it a bit bluntly
Someone poached the pictures.
I'm guessing he draws the curtains too?
That yolk's not funny.
Runny, maybe ...
Someone poached the pictures.
Mathematicians admire plane speech.
So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.
She said "Tenpin?"
I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
Isn't the dinnerware section of a department store a bowling alley?
I think maybe you are eggwhite.
In kennels, they have cur-tains.