Terrible Puns

[Not_Punny]

But for any loan they want, they have to find a cosiner.

They had to sign pages and pages of documents. They signed everywhere they saw an ++

 

[Not_Punny]

Oh! You've been served!

Strike that!

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Strike that!

with room to spare ...

 

[Catchoftheday]

Mathematicians admire plane speech.

They never go hungry, they have pi that goes on forever

 

[Not_Punny]

Actually, you can call me Al.

Al Bumen.

That's quite a meringue-ination you have. :biggrin1:

 

[midlifebear]

Q: How do you say "The floor exploded in French"?
A: Linoleum blown apart.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Q: How do you say "The floor exploded in French"?
A: Linoleum blown apart.

I think I've met my waterloo.

And I'm not talking about a flush toilet.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

That's quite a meringue-ination you have. :biggrin1:

Why am I cracking egg jokes?

Especially when I'd like to make like an egg, and get laid ...

I like my eggs like I like my lovers ... over easy ...

 

[Not_Punny]

They never go hungry, they have pi that goes on forever

Pi is the highlight of a meal.... the equi-nosh.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Pi is the highlight of a meal.... the equi-nosh.

I'm not sure why the formula is "pi r-squared."

Pi are not square.

Cornbread are square.

 

[Not_Punny]

Why am I cracking egg jokes?

Especially when I'd like to make like an egg, and get laid ...

I like my eggs like I like my lovers ... over easy ...

And not, I suppose, funny side up?!

 

[Not_Punny]

I'm not sure why the formula is "pi r-squared."

Pi are not square.

Cornbread are square.

Yes, but when you eat too much pi, you have to worry about your diameter.

 

[Catchoftheday]

I think I've met my waterloo.

And I'm not talking about a flush toilet.

Well I'm not Plumbing to those depths, I guess I'm all washed up, I loos

 

[midlifebear]

A guy goes to his dentist to have a tooth abscess taken care of. He first apologizes, because he also has a bad case of flatulence. Each time he farts his ass creates a sound similar to "honda."

The dentist picks around in the guy's mouth and each time he touches the abscess the guy farts.

"Hmmm.. . . interesting, "says the dentist. "Abscess makes the fart go 'honda'"

 

[Not_Punny]

Polygon is when a mathematician's parrot runs off.

 

[Not_Punny]

Well I'm not Plumbing to those depths, I guess I'm all washed up, I loos

A bill from the plumber is like perfume -- you owe de toilette.

 

[Not_Punny]

A guy goes to his dentist to have a tooth abscess taken care of. He first apologizes, because he also has a bad case of flatulence. Each time he farts his ass creates a sound similar to "honda."

The dentist picks around in the guy's mouth and each time he touches the abscess the guy farts.

"Hmmm.. . . interesting, "says the dentist. "Abscess makes the fart go 'honda'"

I laughed so hard, I fell off my chair and onto the Ford.


PS: Somebody stop me!

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

I laughed so hard, I fell off my chair and onto the Ford.


PS: Somebody stop me!

It's a good thing you weren't in Scandinavia, or you might have fallen into the fjord....

 

[Not_Punny]

I'll think of a come-back after I Finnish dinner....

 

[Catchoftheday]

I'll think of a come-back after I Finnish dinner....

It will be a bit of a turnip if you don't have swede