Testicales, your balls stupid

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  1. Imported

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    man-ya: how big are your balls?
     
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    First time we've ever been asked how wide they are! :D

    Pecker
     
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    H8Monga: "Testicales"?

    Thanks for explaining you mean balls!

    Dr. Whopper? That's not Spanish for "testicles" is it?
     
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    man-ya: FUCK YOU Dr. mini wopper
     
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    man-ya: whats up!

    my balls are about 1in in diameter.

    Is there anything that i can do to make them bigger?
     
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    [quote author=Hapi Papi link=board=health;num=1056172778;start=0#2 date=06/21/03 at 05:59:38]"Testicales"?
    Dr. Whopper? That's not Spanish for "testicles" is it?[/quote]

    No.
    Testículos = Spanish for 'testicles'.
    Testicales = man-ya's Spell Check is broken.
     
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    Testicales - a small, rough town in Mexico.

    You have to have balls to go there.

    Pecker
     
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    AnonyMs: ..
     
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    H8Monga: [quote author=man-ya link=board=health;num=1056172778;start=0#3 date=06/21/03 at 08:57:03]FUCK YOU Dr. mini wopper[/quote]

    4 our of 5 words spelled correctly... B+
     
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    Yono: was that you max?
    "5 above diameter "
     
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    [quote author=Yono link=board=health;num=1056172778;start=0#9 date=06/22/03 at 00:20:28]was that you max?
    "5 above diameter "[/quote]

    No, Yono ... not me. I did think about answering the poll question, but I'm not sure what is meant by "diameter" in this context. I would admit to them both being around 4" long in one dimension (length) if that is what is meant.

    BTW I thought the usual term used by the Spanish was "cohones".
     
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    [quote author=Max link=board=health;num=1056172778;start=0#10 date=06/22/03 at 13:50:56]
    BTW I thought the usual term used by the Spanish was "cohones".     [/quote]

    You mean cojones. That's a popular slang term for testicles, like saying 'balls' or 'nuts' in English. Testículos is the clinical term. In Cuba, huevos ('eggs') was a common slang term for them.
     
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    [quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=health;num=1056172778;start=0#11 date=06/22/03 at 15:11:29]

    You mean cojones. [/quote]

    I did. Remembered my mistake, but too late to save face.
     
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    Trackers: I was just wondering how exactly do you guys measure accurately? Until now, it was never something I really considered in a man, until AnonyMs here got me interested.

    AnonyMs: Thank you for your concern
     
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    H8Monga: I think I may just measure my testicles... but how? When erect or when soft... using a tape measure? Maybe that can earn me status here! Nah...
     
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    Fascinating, Max! When the dr. records size according to this chart, you're right, he'd be writing a lot of 25+'s.

    They'll just have to come up with a chart that goes to 50 (and beyond!)

    Pecker
     
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    [quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=health;num=1056172778;start=0#11 date=06/22/03 at 15:11:29]

    You mean cojones. That's a popular slang term for testicles, like saying 'balls' or 'nuts' in English. Testí£µlos is the clinical term. In Cuba, huevos ('eggs') was a common slang term for them.
    [/quote]
    Also, don't say yo soy muy embarazada unless you forgot your pills.
     
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    [quote author=jonb link=board=health;num=1056172778;start=0#17 date=06/30/03 at 12:57:17]
    Also, don't say yo soy muy embarazada unless you forgot your pills.[/quote]

    :D There used to be an ad campaign for Parker Brothers pens that made that goof. It showed a woman writing with a pen that leaked and made a mess of the letter she was writing. The caption read,"No esté embarazada; use una bolígrafo Parker Brothers." This ad was pulled when it was pointed out that it was badly translated and meant, "Don't be pregnant; use a Parker Brothers pen."
     
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    Trackers: Hmmm... Interesting link Max.

    Thank you (Even thought I'm not a guy Lol!)
     
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