Testicle emptier

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  1. SteveT

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    This is something an ex of mine did on me.

    She said it was guaranteed to "clean me out". :biglaugh:

    It's amazingly simple, but the results can blow your mind.

    All you need is a dish, bowl or cup (depending on the size of your balls) with wam water in it.

    You jerk off (or - better - are jerked off) and then when you are about to shoot your load, you lower your balls into the water.

    Easier of course if you have low hangers :p

    No idea WHY it works, but the effect is AMAZING

    :smile: :smile:
     
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    Does it not work when you get sucked off?
     
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    I never had it done that way!

    Does anyone know WHY it works though????
     
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    Well I guess we all have to try and find out on our now. Don't we? Hmm... I think I know what my GF's going to be doing this weekend.
     
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    Hmmmm.............I am intrigued:rolleyes:
     
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    I'll opt for this one!
     
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    Sounds simple enough...will keep this in mind for later.

    Thanks for the tip!
     
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    Stupid.
     
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    My balls dont hang low enough for this :(
     
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    If they don't, then use a bathtub. It'd be hard to not be able to get your balls wet if you sit down in a warm bath.
     
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    It does work, but why would you want to drain your balls completely? Isn't that was causes blue balls"?
     
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    You get blue balls when you either get a) too excited and don't have an orgasm or b) haven't had an orgasm for a long time with periods of excitement thrown in. This "emptying" works simply because of the change of temperature which can make your scrotum contract and help your PC muscle contract. I don't think when you do this you notice THAT much of a difference, or at least, I haven't...
     
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    It is very important that one does NOT confuse this with putting a hand in warm water.
    :wink:
     
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    Thanks for those last two comments!!

    Obviously it does not "empty" you completely.

    I think the psychological effect of something new may well play it's part.

    Have fun guys!!!!!


    :biggrin1:
     
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    1263 viewings but 13 postings!!

    A lot of you are being shy!!!!

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    The bathtub trick works; you jerk off or get sucked while you sit on your fist to get your pole just above the water, when you're close to cum you lower your pole by making your fist less tight until your sack hits the water. It makes your sack feel all warm and tingly and it tend to get more messy.

    But it aint the best trick in the book IMHO; if your girlfriend/wife sucks you deep and just before you cum puts a finger in your bum (pre stretched) you can measure your shot in yards.
     
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    Perhaps the answer is bollocks in warm water AND g-spot massage???

    (oh and if she comments on your size at the same time, you should reach 15 feet!!!!!)


    :eek:
     
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    A Fleshlight has the same effect for many.
     
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    "Blow me dry and call me Dusty!"
     
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    That's a new one on me Pink!!

    :tongue:
     
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