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BigHairyWolf

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Thought about signing up here for a long time. Finally took the plunge.

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

Soft it’s tiny, about 7 hard. I am the poster child for growers.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

Sure. I’m a large guy, definitely over average, but plenty of guys are bigger.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

Sure do. I’m a good size, always hit the spot.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

I’m kinda thick, can take some prep work to ease it in.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

Boxers. Insufficient support.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

I’d love to show a little more soft (and fill out the bulge)

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

At basically any opportunity. Consent matters.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

Seven and a half.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

When it’s sufficiently excited.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

Thank the gods, no.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

Nope

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

I’m not sure this question makes any sense. I’ve laid on my front. Occasionally with a storming erection.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

6” exactly, U.K. 10s.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

My hands aren’t particularly big. Neither is my nose.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

White British mongrel.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

Yes and YES.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

I only really get comments when it’s hard.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

I probably would in the right circumstances.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

anything over about 5 inches is above average. LPSG is not representative haha.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

… No?

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

If it was semi hard.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

No

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Sure. Regular size are a little tight.
 

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