Sometimes he can be funny, sometimes just really gross, other times downright filthy. I'd say probably his clever dirty talk that serve as vehicles to get my horny brain running in anticipation of our next encounter are some of my favs.
Although my latest favorite was, "I spent the afternoon getting stoned and building you a bookshelf because I want to get into your pants later ... oh, and because I really really love you." It included a photo of him (in only his boxers) smiling and holding a hammer in front of the bookcase he built from old wood. Two days before I'd mentioned in passing that it was a shame we had no place for all the books in boxes that took up a valuable piece of real estate in our apartment.
Yeah, he's a great guy.