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Women what are some texts you like to receive from a man or your man?
 

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:wall: please don't throw anything at me lol . I guess the question may have been asked wrong . it is just in the heat of the moment I end up saying something retarded. When my woman texts me. I suppose your right tho probably won't get many ideas here :-(
 

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Thanks Toxin and Snarly too. Guess I just worry too much if I am saying the right things in the texts cause with us working different shifts and busy schedule with kids text is only way we keep in touch through the week ..
 

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Sometimes he can be funny, sometimes just really gross, other times downright filthy. I'd say probably his clever dirty talk that serve as vehicles to get my horny brain running in anticipation of our next encounter are some of my favs.

Although my latest favorite was, "I spent the afternoon getting stoned and building you a bookshelf because I want to get into your pants later ... oh, and because I really really love you." It included a photo of him (in only his boxers) smiling and holding a hammer in front of the bookcase he built from old wood. Two days before I'd mentioned in passing that it was a shame we had no place for all the books in boxes that took up a valuable piece of real estate in our apartment.

Yeah, he's a great guy.
 

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Don't get too complicated with texting. Straightforward is the way to be, otherwise it can be construed in so many different ways.

We save texting for quick bits of information: "Going to market need anything?" "On my way" "call me."

That last one sounds weird huh? Why not him call me? It almost always means he's in a meeting and needs an excuse. He actually has a shortcut button for that one!!! He hates meetings so much.

All other times he calls. Or I call him.
 

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Him " Missing you, my baby. Thinking of your V bone."
Me " I bet you say that to all the girls"
Him " Want me to show you what I do to all the girls? "
Me " My pussy is more hungry than all the girls together.....and I'm soaking wet "
Him " I'm on my way right now, wait for Count Pushkin "
 

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My boyfriend texted me a picture today that he found on Reddit... was some sort of banana split, with the whole banana up on end, with a bit carved into the top to visually represent the head of a dick. He sent me that picture and said, "I found this on Reddit". He immediately followed it up with a picture of his erect cock and said, "And I found this in my pants. ;)"

Those are the types of texts I enjoy receiving. Lol. I asked him where the ice cream was. D:
 

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randomosity and spaztastic fail
is a turn on.

peppered with an out of the blue text-fuck perv bomb.

caveat.. odd duck is my flavor
 

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He texted me a picture of his guitar the other night and said "thinking of you." I asked why the guitar? He texted back: "It's just like you. Beautiful body, wonderful curves, and strings attached!" I would have gotten upset but before he left I preached to him about where we're going and what we're doing when he comes back from this tour.