thank you for the porn-plosion of clips here...

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    I'd like to take a moment from my chain-jerking here to thank you all for your generous posting of dick-choking fodder on here. I've lost count of how many time's I've jerked off... just from today!

    I'm sure sales of bottled vitamin water has shot through the roof just to help keep me hydrated. in fact I've been proactive in recycling because of this... er.. recycling fluids that is: After every toe-curling, eye-rolling, dick throbbing, self-enduced, porn-enabled cock-plosion, I just wring the soaked, baby-bater laden kleenex into an empty glaceau bottle. Here's how much I collected thus far:

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    now I'm not talking about those globby, dribble-off-my-dick-hole orgasms, I'm talking full blown Star-span(k)gle-spurtfests! the kind that shoot out of your dick toward the ceiling, and for a brief moment you find yourself amazed at this cart-wheeling jellyfish spiraling through the air, not quite knowing where it will land, or even how high it will go, as it arcs majestically through the air.

    I mean the plethora blouncing, blobby boobs that I've tugged to, the birth-girthed pussies I've blacked out upon as my eyes rolled into my head, the tuggable, tweakable nipples that have graced my computer screen while both my hand and dick become a blur. The still-glistening, porn-torn pussies that I have curled my toes to in spasms.

    The perfect pancake quality of asian tits that I have feverishly fondled myself to. The massive orbiness of Giana's gigantor mammaliness flop-plopping to the beat of her fornix pounding, in unison with my own self-pounding. The sheer bungie-like stretching of labia by birth girth Knobbed cobs while I lament the ample contact that my fore finger and thumb have when grasping myself. The uncountable quantity of positions, techniques, not to mention of women, almost matched by the amount of times i've gone cross-eyed in ecstasy as a captive, jerking, audience.

    I mean, its embarrassing, walking around with a laptop with a dent on the bottom in the shape of my gonads, from the spontaneous erection I've gotten from some of the posts here, only achieved previously at that speed back in the 9-th grade. The stretch marks on my underwear. The chafe scars on my knob, the moisture damage sustained on my bedroom ceiling from the constant bombardment of summersaulting jellyfish. the Popeye-like forearms. The calloused hands. The lewinski-like stained shirts. The clenched buttocks. The arthritic toes from constant curling. The popped blood vessels.

    Its all because of you!!!

    So thank you all. :wank::bad::3822733875wackit:
     
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