Thanks for the compliment??

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  1. B_VinylBoy

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    Simple question for the giftedly horny amongst us...
    What "compliments" have you been given in bed do you have a hard time dealing with? You know they meant it as a good thing, but for some reason it just doesn't sound right.

    For me, it's the ever popular, "You're good at giving head." :redface:
    I can't blow myself, so I really don't know what I'm doing down there. However, the times I've been told this I can't help but think they're saying that I'm good at "sucking". Ummmmm... Double meaning, perhaps? I know I'm overthinking this, but I couldn't help but giggle over it.

    Anyhow, it's your turn. Discuss, and make it juicy you cocksuckers!!! :biggrin:
     
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    'You have an ass like a pussy.'

    Well-meant compliment, no doubt. But I have an ass like an ass, thanks. :rolleyes:

    Can't help but wonder (a) about one's anatomy after a comment like that, or (b) whether he was fuckin' me, but thinkin' of a woman at the time.

    Still, I'm cheap, and smiled as though it was the most spectacular line I'd ever heard. :rolleyes:
     
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    Wait a second...

    They saw you completely naked, likely rock hard, and all they did was compliment your ass?

    Were these people blind? :biggrin:

    I got the, " Oh, you're bigger in person than in your pictures".

    Makes me wonder if I'm taking bad pictures.
     
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    I got "WHAT do you call THAT?!" and "Don't try to hurt me" and "I don't need to feel it in my throat! (during vaginal sex)" and "If I scream, it's OVER" and "You could KILL somebody with that".
     
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    Nice Eyes !!!!
     
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    "I can't take much more of this"...
     
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    "you would've made a great lesbian." less of a problem with the girl, more of a problem of knowing i could've actually been good at something in life if it weren't for this damn penis...;)
     
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    That one made me laugh soda up my nose. LOL!!
    Kinda reminds me of the few people I know who refer to their asses as "man pussy". Yeeks!!

    the_reverend had a good one too. Although the question remains, would he be interested in a three way with two girls? :wink:
     
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    would i be? i guess, if the circumstances were right. not if i was in a relationship, i know that much. but if everyone was on board, it could be fun. just not something i'd necessarily seek.
     
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