Thanks LPSG for turning me into a nut!

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by D_Jurgen Klitgaard, Mar 23, 2008.

  1. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Before I joined this place, I was fine, or at least I assumed I was. But spending a little time on here I have changed.

    That's right, I am obsessed with making a bulge in my jeans! I used to laugh at guys on here that were obsessed with how much they bulged and what underwear worked best to do that. But now I find myself just as crazy. I have switched from boxers (to which I was comfortable in) to boxer briefs, looking for that perfect pair that I can easily find at walmart or target that will get the job done. Everytime I pass a mirror, or see my reflection in a window, I am checking out my package, and even adjusting when needed. I don't know if it's a sickness or what.:biggrin1:

    Why am I so concerned and obsessive you ask? Good question, thanks for asking, I am trying to get girls to notice me, and possibly get laid if possible. So wish me luck.:tongue:

    I'm not too concerned yet, I think all guys are worried about making a bulge. Why would someone stick a sock or a roll of quarters in their jeans if they weren't? I'm sure girls are the same way with their boobs. I see you girls adjusting the twins and pushing them up.:wink: It's all about being sexy, I get it now.:biggrin1:

    Oh well, rant over. If it even was a rant that is.
     
  2. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    Meh. I usually have an air pocket or 'fold' in my jeans...I hope other people don't think its a 2" erection...

    I'm not that bothered about making a bulge but comfort is a must. So I generally wear loose/comfort fit jeans...dunno if they're the best for a bulge though.

    I have had girls looking at my crotch before though...don't think it ever led to action, it just makes me feel (even more) uncomfortable :tongue:.

    If you want to get laid, words and not bulges are (is?) the answer...
     
  3. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Use the bulge to bait the hook, and the words to reel it in.:biggrin1::tongue:
     
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    I have never been concerned with making a bulge. I've actually been more concerned with not showing anything. Being at LPSG hasn't changed me either. I still don't believe most women really notice or can tell anything by a bulge or lack thereof.
     
  5. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    You know I used to actually be concerned with showing anything as well, deathly afraid actually. But I've learned to embrace what I've got.

    BTW, I didn't mean all guys do the stuffing, but you know as well as I that there are some dudes that just can't help themselves.:rolleyes::biggrin1:
     
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