that awkward moment

D_Bubba_Butter

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Getting home from classes and finding a giant slice of chocolate cake in your refrigerator and scoffing down half of it in record time because you hadn't eaten all day.

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you look over at your bf's dad and watch as he quickly opens the refrigerator door, takes out 30 miles out of the way cake that has the fork you use to eat it still stuck in it, and see his expression change to that of a little boy who's balloon just popped. Awkward and looking for the nearest rock to crawl under is an understatement.


P.S. And 'yes', it was quite delicious and deserving of it legendary status.

P.S.S. I would like to thank his mom for the hysterical laughter that consumed her for 5 minutes after the fact. She saved my ass and turned an immensely uncomfortable moment around. Thanks mom.

You hog! :biggrin1:
Poor guy... :frown1:
 

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i always feel awkward at the urinal if someone else is next to me. if i look at my dick i feel weird for staring at my dick and if i look at the wall i feel weird for looking at the wall!! so i just alternate with the occasional head-tilt back in the "ahh that feels good" fashion
 

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Tell us your awkward moment...


often feel such when all is going sweetly for yourself, and you spare a thought for fellow man in far worse circumstance than yourself...usually feel a real ass
 

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When you realize your two female coworkers are staring at your phone (after getting off a call) and looking at a pic of your cock you took of yourself. And while they are impressed with what they saw, having to explain that the pic is really yours and not of another man.

Simba
 

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That awkward moment when you do a whole power point presentation to new clients only to realize your fly was open the whole time.


Going to a conference or convention to give a presentation, you brought it only in powerpoint format (didn't print it out, don't have it in pdf or word files, etc.), and you can't get your laptop to work with the projector in the room. (This has never happened to me, but I have seen it over and over and over again. It's so dumb to not be prepared for this easily predictable worst-case scenario that it's difficult not to laugh at these people.)