that awkward moment

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can be when you have an overabundance of many things
things .. you full well know you dont need, but continue acquiring, just because you can ..
almost like there was a part in your life, where you felt you missed out on these material things??? hah
 

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When you look at her tummy and congratulate a woman on getting pregnant and she tells you that she's not.

When you refer to the woman's mother during a conversation and it turns out they are sisters.
 

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That awkward moment when you find out that your girlfriend talks openly to her grandma about her sex life.

That moment made more awkward because the grandma asks you directly about your technique because her granddaughter orgasms every time, multiple times.
 

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When you look down at your salad and absentmindedly announce to no one in particular, "Damn it, I got regular ranch instead of lite ranch" only to realize the room is filled with everything from somewhat obese to morbidly obese. You also then take inventory of the fact that you're not just thin... you're fit by comparison and feel like you should say something else, so you do.

"My... extra fat cheese burger is being delivered. Heh..."


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