That's it. I'm quitting for real.

ramwella

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ALLOW ME TO WRITE "MY OWN ADVENTURE STORY"...

The setting: Anywhere at an outdoor basketball court. Sometime during BigDuder's lunch break.
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LilGuy: Hey, give that back, man!
BigDuder: No way, guy, it's mine now!
LilGuy: Yo, Duder, I had it with all my stuff. It's mine, not yours!
BigDuder: Exactly! "...mine & NOT yours!!"
LilGuy: But it's new. I just got it. You'll fuckin' tear it!!
BigDuder: No way. It's perfect. Don't worry. I know how to use it now.
LilGuy: ...yeah, bcuz I had to show you how to use it.
BigDuder: Yeah?...so what ya gonna do about it now? (steps forward)
LilGuy: Look, it ain't yours and I gotta use it today or I won't be ready! The other guys got theirs! So, just get your own!
BigDuder: No way! Besides, I can't go in a store and get one this size.
LilGuy: That's not my problem, Duder, it's yours! Give it back!
(LilGuy steps toward BigDuder, but BigDuder steps off the court and heds back to work. Suddenly, a loud whistle sounds. LilGuy turns around, picks up his lunchbox and gets in line with the other 5th grade boys-- wondering why a grown man like BigDuder has to steal his jockstrap-- yet again! )

And thus ends the final adventure in the "BigDuder's SPH Chronicles".
 

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Duder if you leave I'm going to step on your balls, piss in your mouth and make you lick my asshole.


Fuck.. that's just a reward isn't it?
 

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Why not tell someone who cares, ive said it before and ill say it again, PISS OR GET OFF THE POT. You said last time you where leaving for good, so enlighten us, just when the hell is that going to happen?

G O O D R I D E N C E !!
 

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What I liked about BigDuder is that I could discern, almost clearly, the hint of a shadow of a suggestion of a hope of an aspiration of a fantasy of someday actually posting something funny.
And that's sumpin.
That's what I liked about him.
And he kept truckin'.
And I liked that, too.
And then JA liked him, which, by itself, pretty much rang my chimes.
Seriously, BigD's a pretty good dude ... I think.
I mean, he could be.
Who's to say he isn't?
Long live Big Dirigible.
 

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What I liked about BigDuder is that I could discern, almost clearly, the hint of a shadow of a suggestion of a hope of an aspiration of a fantasy of someday actually posting something funny.
And that's sumpin.
That's what I liked about him.
And he kept truckin'.
And I liked that, too.
And then JA liked him, which, by itself, pretty much rang my chimes.
Seriously, BigD's a pretty good dude ... I think.
I mean, he could be.
Who's to say he isn't?
Long live Big Dirigible.

think I'm gonna cry ...