ALLOW ME TO WRITE "MY OWN ADVENTURE STORY"...
The setting: Anywhere at an outdoor basketball court. Sometime during BigDuder's lunch break.
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LilGuy: Hey, give that back, man!
BigDuder: No way, guy, it's mine now!
LilGuy: Yo, Duder, I had it with all my stuff. It's mine, not yours!
BigDuder: Exactly! "...mine & NOT yours!!"
LilGuy: But it's new. I just got it. You'll fuckin' tear it!!
BigDuder: No way. It's perfect. Don't worry. I know how to use it now.
LilGuy: ...yeah, bcuz I had to show you how to use it.
BigDuder: Yeah?...so what ya gonna do about it now? (steps forward)
LilGuy: Look, it ain't yours and I gotta use it today or I won't be ready! The other guys got theirs! So, just get your own!
BigDuder: No way! Besides, I can't go in a store and get one this size.
LilGuy: That's not my problem, Duder, it's yours! Give it back!
(LilGuy steps toward BigDuder, but BigDuder steps off the court and heds back to work. Suddenly, a loud whistle sounds. LilGuy turns around, picks up his lunchbox and gets in line with the other 5th grade boys-- wondering why a grown man like BigDuder has to steal his jockstrap-- yet again! )
And thus ends the final adventure in the
"BigDuder's SPH Chronicles".