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That's Weird!

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by silvertriumph2, Oct 21, 2008.

  1. silvertriumph2

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    Aug 26, 2007
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    Eastcoast USA (NYC-Manhattan)
    I saw this in a NYC newspaper today and got a big laugh, since it
    was similiar to what some of us guys probably tried doing with our
    mother's Electrolux vacuum. :biggrin:

    The piece read.....

    Sir, please remove your part from the vacuum!
    Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors
    from a vacuum." The Saginaw News reports the 29 year old Swan Creek
    Township man was ar itrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township,
    about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a
    resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45am.
    An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect,
    whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County

    Have any of you ever heard of this type of activity, or was it only something
    we knew about in my hometown?
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