That's what she said!

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    Post your favorite "That's what she said" jokes you've heard/been a part of etc. I'll start:

    After not hearing what someone said, I responded "Come again?"

    When one of my roommates left the butter out on the counter, I picked it up to put it back in the fridge. Upon picking it up, I remarked "This is way too soft."
     
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    Female news reporter interviewing a male pilot."And you fly this by using that stick between your legs?"
     
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    In my sig...
     
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    hot female news anchor in N Dakota thinking a big snow storm was due the night before .. says to TV weatherman... Ok Bob, where's that 7 inches you promised me last night... you could hear the camera man laughing hysterically as they went to break..
     
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    I know they didn't start it, but now when i hear that joke I can't help but thinking of
    Steve Carell and The Office...
     
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    donald trump to conan o'brien during an old interview

    donald: "it [the building] was supposed to be seven inches, not three."
    conan: "hey, that's what my wife said!"

    :smile: best one i could come up with
     
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    Pretty funny.

    Or, y'know, something like...
    "That's really hard"
    "That's what she said"
     
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    Heard while paint was mixing from an attractive blonde @THD; "Excuse me sir, do you have something that can help me fill my holes?"
     
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    Well, this isn't strictly a "that's what she said", but it could have been, if someone had said "that's what she said" after what I said.

    I told my b/f I'd put some food in oven for him (well, for us to share) and I said "I put it in for you" and he started laughing and then I realized what I'd said!

    So...

    "I put it in for you"
    "That's what she said"

    :p
     
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    I too love Steve Carrell for his ability to deliver the less than perfect "that's what she said"

    I remember this one dearly, in a dinner party episode where Michael and Jan are really starting to fight:

    Michael: "Man I would love to burn your candles"
    Jan: "You burn it you bought it:
    Michael: "Oh good, Ill be your first customer"
    Jan: "You're HARDLY my first"
    Michael(after dramatic pause): "That's what she said"
     
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