That's what she said!

[Zeuhl34]

Post your favorite "That's what she said" jokes you've heard/been a part of etc. I'll start:

After not hearing what someone said, I responded "Come again?"

When one of my roommates left the butter out on the counter, I picked it up to put it back in the fridge. Upon picking it up, I remarked "This is way too soft."

 

[ghb69]

Female news reporter interviewing a male pilot."And you fly this by using that stick between your legs?"

 

[StrictlyAvg]

In my sig...

 

[unzipped]

hot female news anchor in N Dakota thinking a big snow storm was due the night before .. says to TV weatherman... Ok Bob, where's that 7 inches you promised me last night... you could hear the camera man laughing hysterically as they went to break..

 

[Nekoman]

I know they didn't start it, but now when i hear that joke I can't help but thinking of
Steve Carell and The Office...

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

donald trump to conan o'brien during an old interview

donald: "it [the building] was supposed to be seven inches, not three."
conan: "hey, that's what my wife said!"

:smile: best one i could come up with

 

[deleted509196]

Pretty funny.

Or, y'know, something like...
"That's really hard"
"That's what she said"

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Heard while paint was mixing from an attractive blonde @THD; "Excuse me sir, do you have something that can help me fill my holes?"

 

[flame boy]

Would you like to wank my cock off?

 

[flame boy]

Would you like to wank my cock off?

 

[deleted509196]

Well, this isn't strictly a "that's what she said", but it could have been, if someone had said "that's what she said" after what I said.

I told my b/f I'd put some food in oven for him (well, for us to share) and I said "I put it in for you" and he started laughing and then I realized what I'd said!

So...

"I put it in for you"
"That's what she said"

 

[Brensta]

I too love Steve Carrell for his ability to deliver the less than perfect "that's what she said"

I remember this one dearly, in a dinner party episode where Michael and Jan are really starting to fight:

Michael: "Man I would love to burn your candles"
Jan: "You burn it you bought it:
Michael: "Oh good, Ill be your first customer"
Jan: "You're HARDLY my first"
Michael(after dramatic pause): "That's what she said"