The $10,000 10-inch challenge

[Clod]

No?
I was gonna refer you to that picture. If the mousepad of a MacBook is three inches and my dick is three times as long..?
But to be fair I am not really 9". I am 8.8" but like to round up to nine. No one can really tell the difference.

I'd be very surprised if you were a real 8.

 

[Jjk9999]

Sorry dude but this does not look like a 9 inch penis at all. Those excuses are funny as fuck LOL.

Isn't that like 5?

 

[Jjk9999]

I don't care the exact size but what are you talking about there are a billion pics of people that are 2x your size and they aren't 9". I don't care if they aren't actually "2x" but you have got to be kidding me man you want me to post some pictures and then compare them with you and then you explain how you're 9 when they aren't? I could literally post 1000s.

 

[deleted136887]

I have clearly stated that I am absolutely not 10". If I was I would obviously already be on my way to buy a measuring tape, to claim my 20000$. Since I am far from any kind of economic gain I have better things to do, especially as I'm moving, than spending time on buying a tape measure only to satisfy your curiosity.

Ok I see.
You are very busy, but have time to reply to the the posts.
That is very good.
I on the other hand, am not, and have time to waste and to spend on here.
Get packing then.

 

[paskharen]

Ok I see.
You are very busy, but have time to reply to the the posts.
That is very good.
I on the other hand, am not, and have time to waste and to spend on here.
Get packing then.

I reply while I'm doing my morning shit. Doesn't really take that much time.
How slow do you type if it takes a serious chunk of your day..?

 

[paskharen]

It still wouldn’t matter. The mousepad is below your dick and hence further away from the camera, making it smaller in relation to the top side of your dick, which is the measurement in question. You’re playing a losing game here. I’d recommend either just buying a cheap ruler (yes, ruler only) tomorrow and making an attempt or cease arguing altogether.

If my dick was hanging above the comp that would be true. Since it is clearly pressed against the computer there is no noticable size difference.
I'm starting to suspect that, despite much prof to the opposite, this particular thread have started to become some kind of "there is no dick bigger than 6 inches" cirkle jerk.
I don't really care what you think. I have no plans on getting anywhere near you guys with my dick.

 

[paskharen]

I don't care the exact size but what are you talking about there are a billion pics of people that are 2x your size and they aren't 9". I don't care if they aren't actually "2x" but you have got to be kidding me man you want me to post some pictures and then compare them with you and then you explain how you're 9 when they aren't? I could literally post 1000s.

I don't really see how you know their size compared to mine..?
But absolutely, post 1000 pictures of dicks that are twice my size and not 9 inches.
Once you are done I might bless you with a measurement of my dick. But tit for tat. You'd better start posting, sounds like you have your job cut out for you for the coming complete of days.

 

[chesticles55]

If my dick was hanging above the comp that would be true. Since it is clearly pressed against the computer there is no noticable size difference.

Yes, that would make it worse, but your penis still has thickness, so it is still a factor. The top side of your dick (the only measurement we are interested in) is still closer to the camera than the mousepad. It is not an extreme factor, but will have an impact.

I'm starting to suspect that, despite much prof to the opposite, this particular thread have started to become some kind of "there is no dick bigger than 6 inches" cirkle jerk.

This is a lame ass excuse of an “argument”used by butthurt trolls and you immediately lose all credibility when you pull it. No one is saying any such nonsense. Yes, underestimation can and does happen, but nobody is denying the existence of huge/massive/monster/insert-adjective-here dicks.

 

[paskharen]

Yes, that would make it worse, but your penis still has thickness, so it is still a factor. The top side of your dick (the only measurement we are interested in) is still closer to the camera than the mousepad. It is not an extreme factor, but will have an impact.



This is a lame ass excuse of an “argument”used by butthurt trolls and you immediately lose all credibility when you pull it. No one is saying any such nonsense. Yes, underestimation can and does happen, but nobody is denying the existence of huge/massive/monster/insert-adjective-here dicks.

No, that is not how length works. If my dick is pressed against the computer the place it ends will be the same regardless of the small amount closer it is to the camera. With your logic the dick would reach all the way to the screen if it was only thick enough. Obviously nonsense.

Still argue that most people that claim over 8" in this particular thread gets hated on. As opposed to the rest of the site which seems to just roll with the people claiming 12+ inches.
But I will stop arguing, I have measured my dick, and know how big it is. I don't really care about how big you think my penis is. And the only reason I mentioned its size was to specify that you can not be both ten inches and not reach your bellybutton. Seeing as I (apparently at around 5"..?) Reach past my bellybutton.

 

[chesticles55]

No, that is not how length works. If my dick is pressed against the computer the place it ends will be the same regardless of the small amount closer it is to the camera. With your logic the dick would reach all the way to the screen if it was only thick enough. Obviously nonsense.

What are you even trying to say? Your dick isn’t paper, it has notable thickness, and that thickness pushes the top side of your dick closer to the camera than the mousepad. Like I said, it isn’t some extreme factor, but one to take into account. And in a 2 dimensional photo it will make your dick seem slightly longer than it really is. I don’t see how you can argue this.

Still argue that most people that claim over 8" in this particular thread gets hated on. As opposed to the rest of the site which seems to just roll with the people claiming 12+ inches.

So you think it is productive and healthy to have people claim complete nonsense and delude the minds of others? Especially when it is far easier to do so due to the taboo nature of the topic? Those threads are complete garbage and as far as I’m concerned should be done with around here. But I don’t run the place. Despite the occasional underestimation, this thread is great, and not even for the prize money or whatever, but to help paint a picture of reality.

 

[KengoNaininchi]

This thread gets weird sometimes. Why can’t I stop reading it??

 

[GH1]

No?
I was gonna refer you to that picture. If the mousepad of a MacBook is three inches and my dick is three times as long..?
But to be fair I am not really 9". I am 8.8" but like to round up to nine. No one can really tell the difference.

What? Man as someone said above, various attempts look substantially bigger than you (like even an inch bigger) and they fall short to 9 inches. But ok, for you you are 8.8 inches and also you can say you are a dragon, no worries, SMH…

 

[paskharen]

What are you even trying to say? Your dick isn’t paper, it has notable thickness, and that thickness pushes the top side of your dick closer to the camera than the mousepad. Like I said, it isn’t some extreme factor, but one to take into account. And in a 2 dimensional photo it will make your dick seem slightly longer than it really is. I don’t see how you can argue this.




So you think it is productive and healthy to have people claim complete nonsense and delude the minds of others? Especially when it is far easier to do so due to the taboo nature of the topic? Those threads are complete garbage and as far as I’m concerned should be done with around here. But I don’t run the place. Despite the occasional underestimation, this thread is great, and not even for the prize money or whatever, but to help paint a picture of reality.

See how they are both equally long/ reach equally far on the comp.

No, I don't really think it's productive to have people claim perfect nonsense. But then again people should have enough sense to pick out the obvious lies.

Regardless, like I previously stated the point was not to argue the size of my dick. It's not big enough for that, regardless of if I'm lying or not.
My point was that of a guy's dick doesn't reach past his bellybutton we can safely assume that he is not 10"

 

[paskharen]

And I'm definitely not a dragon.
Blood of the dragon, descended from old Valyria though... That's a different story

 

[Evenflow618]

So 10 inches doesnt exist just as many have said.

 

[Shepardson]

I wonder if some statistician out there could study all 688 pages of this thread and pinpoint when the next one of those guys will show up.

 

[Mstone]

So 10 inches doesnt exist just as many have said.

Lol yeah 10 inches doesn't exist because as I stated every male on this planet has a account to this forum and every male on this planet has showed you their dicks. You see how silly that sounds? These people who keep typing but if a guy had a 10 inch dick he would of came to this forum. Most people don't know this forum exist. The ones who do know it exist still don't have to come here. The ones who do know this forum exist still don't have to show their penis to random people.

But it is like saying since Chris Hemsworth didn't come to this forum then it must mean he doesn't exist. You people don't know how big the biggest dick is and nobody cares about somebody on some penis site saying they will pay them 10,000 little measly dollars to show their 10 inch dick.

One last point to you little people. There could be various NBA players for example who have a 10 inch dick. If they knew about this site which I doubt most of them do if any. You think they would show their dicks to you for some 10,000 dollar chump change?

 

[dickapick]

Lol yeah 10 inches doesn't exist because as I stated every male on this planet has a account to this forum and every male on this planet has showed you their dicks. You see how silly that sounds? These people who keep typing but if a guy had a 10 inch dick he would of came to this forum. Most people don't know this forum exist. The ones who do know it exist still don't have to come here. The ones who do know this forum exist still don't have to show their penis to random people.

But it is like saying since Chris Hemsworth didn't come to this forum then it must mean he doesn't exist. You people don't know how big the biggest dick is and nobody cares about somebody on some penis site saying they will pay them 10,000 little measly dollars to show their 10 inch dick.

One last point to you little people. There could be various NBA players for example who have a 10 inch dick. If they knew about this site which I doubt most of them do if any. You think they would show their dicks to you for some 10,000 dollar chump change?

I love the way you use exactly the same arguments you apparently despise. Are the only big dicks to be found in the NBA? Are all of the people having 10 inches rich enough to avoid getting 10k? Are all of the people having 10 inches to shy to show it to someone?

And out of curiosity. Why the NBA?

 

[TinyPrincess]

I reply while I'm doing my morning shit.

Way too much information

 

[TinyPrincess]

And out of curiosity. Why the NBA?

I know why he thinks NBA would be the answer to his wet dreams. But let's see if he responds himself.

Hmmm, the average US salary is 50k and the average NBA salary is 10m, so I guess we could make an exception for NBA players able to prove 10"...