Just partially true. Some measure BP, some NBP, some EL only. Depends on what they are researching. But PE and scientific purposes aside, nobdy cares about the dick you hide behind fat
The $10,000 10-inch challenge
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In the immortal words of Francis Urquhart "You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment"
..Delivery is smarmy...More deadpan would have played better..
I think a $10k grand prize for simply the "longest officially verified penis" would be more interesting as it would have to actually yield something. Problem is, the people most able to publicly organize something so "tasteless" and provide the purse are already backing the fantasy dicks and internet inches, so they'd be crapping in their own playpen.
From years and years of watching this stuff, I have a suspicion that, under the stringent requirements [joke] of normal "straight line" length measurements, Tiny's bank account was never in any real danger.
From years and years of watching this stuff, I have a suspicion that, under the stringent requirements [joke] of normal "straight line" length measurements, Tiny's bank account was never in any real danger.
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It's not as if there's any real danger of someone being 10" BP.
it would definitely make it easier to get consistent results. I can just see the arguments over where the ruler starts, with some claiming the guy is pushing the ruler in, or saying another is larger because his starting point looks further out, etc.Just partially true. Some measure BP, some NBP, some EL only. Depends on what they are researching. But PE and scientific purposes aside, nobdy cares about the dick you hide behind fat
It's not as if there's any real danger of someone being 10" BP.
Actually if you measure correctly there is absolutely nothing to argue about
Yeah, tell these a-holes!Actually if you measure correctly there is absolutely nothing to argue about
ConanTheBarber
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What would be the difference between NBP and EL?
Just wondering.
I meant stretched flaccid length but was kinda brain afk i guess.
ConanTheBarber
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Ah. Well, that makes sense.
Ty, old boy.
(BTW, your English has become completely idiomatic. You began well and are ending impeccably.
)Lol nobodies bank account would be in any danger because do you think they would actually pay? You think a person on a penis forum saying they would pay somebody X amount of money to prove they have a 10 inch penis would be considered legal in court?
a 10" dick would be the longest officially verified penis!
Yeah, but I've learned not to underestimate what people gain with all those carefully angled poses and 3D measurements. If you set the bar at ten and specifically stated that it would be a standard ruler measurement with the guy standing up straight and his dick sticking straight out, there's a possibility you'd never get a bite. If the jackpot went out regardless, everyone was kept anonymous (though maybe the measurement process and proof was available to the public), and they kept publicly available updates on what the current highest finding was, you not only would end up with *something*, but you wouldn't be flooded with applicants who didn't exceed the number, and any guy who knew that he did wouldn't be hesitant to go get checked as he'd already know exactly what he was up against and that he stood a chance to grab a nice chunk of money. They could even setup regional checkpoints so nobody'd need to spring for heavy fair just to participate.
I think the hardest part would be keeping the trenchcoat pervs from following applicants to and from the stations, but there might be a spray you could get or something.
For one it's not a picture it's a video/gif which further proves I'm not a fraud...is it 10 in that gif NO but I'm flaccid and hitting a little over 9.5" BP (flaccid) measured...as for the other mumbo jumbo you're talking about die hard 2 etc you lost me lol
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lol ps: good try with the "fake rulers " route you see THAT'S why I have 3 differet types of rulers tapes so im not questioned on that...also find it very interesting how you could possibly "Photoshop" a measured penis in a movong still GIf or video i mean wouldn'that be kinda hard to do??? Not hard but like impossible lol please back to the drawing board...also you can quit with the petty mrshadow1n BS it' kinda played out
- Correctly measured nbp length only - that's no photoshopping (MrShadow1n), fake rulers.
lol ps: good try with the "fake rulers " route you see THAT'S why I have 3 differet types of rulers tapes so im not questioned on that...also find it very interesting how you could possibly "Photoshop" a measured penis in a movong still GIf or video i mean wouldn'that be kinda hard to do??? Not hard but like impossible lol please back to the drawing board...also you can quit with the petty mrshadow1n BS it' kinda played outdude they can CGI entire movies in Hollywood do you think avatar is real ? few frames on a gif is easy to do
i sorry you can only afford a web camera from 1997. 100x100 pixels. maybe a dumpster dive one? surely a cheap camera will bankrupt you.
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Hollywood? Did you miss the latest trend aka deepfakes? Anyone with a good gpu can do better faceswap movies than the last Starwars movie
or are you. on dial up? 56k or isdn? jpeg is the gold standard.. for todays videos with out sound. just a old gif 256 color from 1995
