The 500

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  1. Pappy

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    A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"
    The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
    An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
    The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"
     
  2. Imported

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    sony2005: That is great! Not heard anything that good in a while...
     
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    Nice change of pace.
     
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