The $5000 Toilet

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  1. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    Just what I needed
     
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    That's funny, will never be a place to rest in my house

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    Awesome! A toilet that washes and dries my ass for me, no wiping required is …. well …. AWESOME!
     
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    The reduced stinkage sells it for me.
     
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    Hmm,gotta have one!
     
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    I can think of more than the two obvious ways in which one might relieve themselves with this contraption.:wink:
     
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    I can see it too.. hehe.
     
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    I have used these in Tokyo hotels....They are amazing. I have been thinking that after I finish paying for my kitchen remodel and living room furniture. I would get one...damn the economy!
     
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    I wouldnt waste my money on shit like that:tongue:
     
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    Actually I was thinking along the lines of such a toilet design, a sort of combo toilet-bidet like device. Didn't figure on the built in blower dryer, but did invision a built in exhaust vent that would suck out "undesirable odors" via vents located (perhaps) somewhere up under the rim.

    As for price tags on toilets, I had recently done a search for toilets because I wanted one (in my redesigned bath) that would match some of the other high end accessories I plan on installing.

    So I thought it would be cool to install a stainless steel one. Well...that was before I found out how much those suckers cost.

    Guess it'll have to be the standard porcelain rig for me.
     
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    The toilet looks like a bargain compared to the Neiman Marcus Holiday catalog this year!
     
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    Fucking thing looks big enough to fill up my apt's bathroom and then some- no thanks.
     
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    I'd rather have a toilet seat that was warm in the winter.

    That other thing is for people who believe their butt is a piece of gold.
     
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    Well as I stated above (SHIT...I misspelled "envision" - lol) there seems to me to be do-able improvements to this household device (which is one that hasn't undergone much innovation in quite some time), though not necessarily with all the bells and whistles (and price tag) of the above item.

    I can see a small electric powered vent (of course it'd have to come with narrow scale ducting - leading back into the wall and up into the attic) and a bidet-like device which shouldn't be too costly either.

    But auto seat warming, auto flushing, "soundscapes", and an automatic derriere dryer?? A bit much.

    I don't like blower dryers for my hands. Damn sure wouldn't want one for me azz.
     
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