The $5000 Toilet

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It offers a squirt of water in the rear, a squirt of water in the front, a squirt of water that pulses or a gentler stream for tough days. You can adjust pressure and direction from the comfort of your seat.

I can think of more than the two obvious ways in which one might relieve themselves with this contraption.:wink:
 

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I have used these in Tokyo hotels....They are amazing. I have been thinking that after I finish paying for my kitchen remodel and living room furniture. I would get one...damn the economy!
 

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Actually I was thinking along the lines of such a toilet design, a sort of combo toilet-bidet like device. Didn't figure on the built in blower dryer, but did invision a built in exhaust vent that would suck out "undesirable odors" via vents located (perhaps) somewhere up under the rim.

As for price tags on toilets, I had recently done a search for toilets because I wanted one (in my redesigned bath) that would match some of the other high end accessories I plan on installing.

So I thought it would be cool to install a stainless steel one. Well...that was before I found out how much those suckers cost.

Guess it'll have to be the standard porcelain rig for me.
 

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Well as I stated above (SHIT...I misspelled "envision" - lol) there seems to me to be do-able improvements to this household device (which is one that hasn't undergone much innovation in quite some time), though not necessarily with all the bells and whistles (and price tag) of the above item.

I can see a small electric powered vent (of course it'd have to come with narrow scale ducting - leading back into the wall and up into the attic) and a bidet-like device which shouldn't be too costly either.

But auto seat warming, auto flushing, "soundscapes", and an automatic derriere dryer?? A bit much.

I don't like blower dryers for my hands. Damn sure wouldn't want one for me azz.