The 60s Hits Revisited

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    Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers!

    They include:

    Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

    The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

    Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

    Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

    Roberta Flack --The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

    Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now.

    Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom.

    Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through The Grape Nuts.

    Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

    The Temptations -- Papa 's Got a Kidney Stone.

    Abba -- Denture Queen.

    Tony Orlando -- Knock Three Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

    Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

    Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again
     
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    California Drooling??? :biggrin1:

    I Can't Get It Up For Your Love (Barry White ...70's i know!! I couldn't resist!) :rolleyes:
     
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    Those were GREAT! Thank you Windy
     
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    LMOA, Punch...too funny!:biggrin1:

    Welcome, Chuck!:smile:
     
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    This is as fun as it was in the 8th grade!

    The Beatles -- Hey, Nude

    The Doors -- Light My Pyre

    The Beatles -- I Want To Hold Your Wand

    Marty Robbins -- El Gasso

    The Beatles -- Cum Together

    The Tokens -- The Lion Eats Tonight

    The Association -- Radish
     
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    I'm looking forward to about 2040, when an adult diaper wearing Britney Spears re-releases "Oops I did it Again" and her new hit "I'm not so Continent".
     
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    LMAO!

    You guys are hilarious!

    Only at LPSG...posting a joke becomes
    a participation sport...:biggrin1:
     
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