Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The1stkind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The2ndkind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. *This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The3rdkind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. *This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex hasgotten routine ,and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The4thkind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. *This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.' The5thkind of sex is called: Religious Sex. *Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The6thkind is called: Courtroom Sex. *This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And; last, but not least, the7thkind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. *You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.