The 7 Stages of Sex in a Relationship

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

    The
    1stkind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

    The
    2ndkind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. *This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The
    3rdkind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. *This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex hasgotten routine ,and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

    The
    4thkind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. *This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

    The
    5thkind of sex is called: Religious Sex. *Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

    The
    6thkind is called: Courtroom Sex. *This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

    And; last, but not least, the
    7thkind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
    *You get a little each month.
    But not enough to enjoy yourself.
     
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    Ha Ha Cute!
     
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    oh haha!!
     
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    the pain behind your eyes
    heh. :biggrin:
    Too true on all levels.
     
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    how true...
     
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    Lol :smile:
     
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    HEHEHEHEHE Cute
     
  8. ManlyBanisters

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    Harhar, indeed!

    One of the few pluses about a long-distance relationship is that the 'smurf sex' phase lasts a lot longer (allbeit with periods of 'religious sex' inbetween).
     
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    For me there are only 2 kind of sex: good sex and very good sex. The rest doesn't count, lol
     
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