The ABC's of Sex

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    ok... new game:

    Since this is an English-speaking forum, we all know the Alphabet.
    So, starting with A then moving onto B, etc... list off a different term or activity that represents the next letter. Be creative, be funny and don't skip the difficult letters!!! After we get to Z, we start another Alphabet from the top. :biggrin1:

    I'll start us off...


    A is for A
    nal sex
     
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    G is for Gag reflex.
     
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    H is for Hard-on.
     
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    I is for insatiable.
     
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    J is for JELQing.
     
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    K is for King Dong vs. Cockzilla: The Thickening
     
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    L is for laid, one of the most important parts of sex
     
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    O is for Orgasm (like nobody saw that one cumming)
     
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    O is for orgasm (of course)
     
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    Yes, I believe I just said that.
     
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    P is for Pedophilia... you sickos!!!
     
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    Geez, Didn't mean to step on your dick. We were posting simultaneously. :tongue:
     
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