The absolute WORST things about being goodlooking...

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  1. earllogjam

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    1. It makes you vain. But to some people that's sexy. It's a good thing.

    2. It's hard not to be OBSESSED with your looks and you can't pass up a mirror or your image in a window without having to look at yourself and just grin in satisfaction.

    Other than that i love being goodlooking, i guess its like listing the disadvantages of being a guy with a big cock. :biggrin1:

    After all - Hell the whole world revolves around you if you have a big dick - everyone knows that.

    So I guess in conclusion I can't really see a downside in this. I just started this tread to make sure that all you non-beautiful people out there suck.
     
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    I only look at myself when I shave or have a zit. I guess that makes me ugly. ;)
     
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    You could start a thread about "the worst thing about a stupid thread is"...becoming the object you're complaining about.
     
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  5. D_Portelay Porquesword

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    I hope you are not serious.

    Talk about skimming the surface.

    Good luck with that.
     
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    There is a downside to it: you have much more to lose.

    You'll keep your big cock until you die.

    On the other hand, your pretty face will eventually degenerate into a prune with a couple of sockets.
     
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    I'm glad you clarified. I saw this thread before the other one, and not knowing you at all, assumed you must be the world's most obnoxious and conceited guy. :smile:

    Steve
     
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    Thank God I'm not good-loooking. Good-looking people have to have character to make a good impression on others while good-looking people just have to look good. And no matter what they say or do, you always think of their looks before anything else and wonder, 'Am I liking and listening to this person more just because he/she is hot?' It takes a while for me to forget someone's good-looking and just look at them as anyone else as I'm ridiculously susceptible to beauty.
     
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    Yes, it's a bitch being beautiful... I've suffered all my life.
     
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    Bless you! :biggrin1:
     
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    the attention is horrible. the clutter of too many gifts. how many engagement rings does a girl really need? liver damage from the free drinks. flirting my way out of speeding tickets gave me unsafe driving habits. the attempted kidnappings, what is it with royalty not taking no for an answer? perfect bone structure is a burden at times. *sigh*

    how much do you hate the flocks of devoted hopefuls cluttering your social circle?

    ML

    ugly people just can't understand my pain.
     
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    Oh, MickeyLee, thank you for solving my dilemma. I thought that my inability to comprehend someone else's pain was due to ignorance. It is just the uglies! Yikes!
     
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    oh you're welcome, Mr dogtrainer. it's so nice hearing from the little people, knowing that i helped them see the world in a new light.

    every step toward understanding is a step toward beauty acceptance. my people have been mistreated for too long.

    ML
     
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    babble and dribble...geez....get a life people...joking or not, if this is all you can dream up to write about...GET A REAl JOB AND LIFE....not everyone can relate to the beautiful people....and thier very pretty faces and bodys...glad i have more money than looks....some how i do not feel better for saying this...i am an awful person..i now have a new years resolution.........
     
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    I know you have baby, so have I. Being beautiful is sort of like being wealthy. We must practice noblesse oblige. We must learn to use our looks for good not evil. :cool:


    Finally! Somebody who understands the day to day dilemnas I face. :cool:
     
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    CALAMBO's right. This is a horrid little thread, past the point of humor & frivolity.


    That said. I DO like the phrase "noblesse oblige", which is a great, serious concept.

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    noblesse oblige: the moral obligation of those of high birth, powerful social position, etc., to act with honor, kindliness, generosity, etc.


    Benevolent, honorable behavior considered to be the responsibility of persons of high birth or rank.


    The belief that the wealthy and privileged are obliged to help those less fortunate. From French, meaning &#8220;nobility obligates.&#8221;
     
  20. earllogjam

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    It's lonely for us at the top isn't it. I keep telling Paris Hilton that.
     
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