The Aloha Trainer

[MikeyLikesMen]

He's made himself into a punchline. He could have made so much more money if he had just been real.

 

[GuyLooking75]

He's now advertising that he does full frontal. His pics are all terribly blurry so that the rotten photoshop job with a fake or clearly stretched cock are not so prominent. Save your money!!!

 

[Testing123nyc]

DO NOT SPEND MONEY ON HIS PATREON!!! I spent $35 on the premium membership, and it was a total waste of money. Luckily, I am getting a refund.

1. About 75% of his photos are AI.
2. There are hardly any videos.
3. The photos are enhanced to make his dick look bigger than what it truly is.
4. His dick is semi long, but thin.
5. It is also said that he lives in Los Angeles, not Hawaii.

I sent him a message and complained about the fake photos and lack of videos, and it stated that I will receive a refund in 5-7 days. Don't get me wrong, he is a gorgeous man. However, the content is questionable. Speaking from my recent experience as of 11/26/23.

Just enjoy the f’n fantasy, lol. He is an entertainer, a content creator, an actor for your entertainment. He is not expected to actually f you. He is selling a fantasy and watching him is as close to him as anyone needs to get. Enjoy the production value and have fun with it for god sake. Why everyone Soo bitter?? It is entertaining and it is his brand. Don’t expect him to deliver anything he hasn’t promised to deliver. Appreciate what is or move on but stop the hate. I think it is an amazing social experiment detailing just how vapid consumers of adult content can be. Y’all want some 12” perfect, 25 year old man so here you go. . It such a clever F U.

 

[Walking_Zombie]

Just enjoy the f’n fantasy, lol. He is an entertainer, a content creator, an actor for your entertainment. He is not expected to actually f you. He is selling a fantasy and watching him is as close to him as anyone needs to get. Enjoy the production value and have fun with it for god sake. Why everyone Soo bitter?? It is entertaining and it is his brand. Don’t expect him to deliver anything he hasn’t promised to deliver. Appreciate what is or move on but stop the hate. I think it is an amazing social experiment detailing just how vapid consumers of adult content can be. Y’all want some 12” perfect, 25 year old man so here you go. . It such a clever F U.

If you want to spend your money on bad photoshop and fake ai dicks that's your business, but stop being ridiculous and acting like he's some groundbreaking entertainer and social scientist. If I wanted fake nudity I can just go watch hentai, yaoi or cg porn. At least that actually takes talent and effort to create.

 

[GirthAngus]

Just enjoy the f’n fantasy, lol. He is an entertainer, a content creator, an actor for your entertainment. He is not expected to actually f you. He is selling a fantasy and watching him is as close to him as anyone needs to get. Enjoy the production value and have fun with it for god sake. Why everyone Soo bitter?? It is entertaining and it is his brand. Don’t expect him to deliver anything he hasn’t promised to deliver. Appreciate what is or move on but stop the hate. I think it is an amazing social experiment detailing just how vapid consumers of adult content can be. Y’all want some 12” perfect, 25 year old man so here you go. . It such a clever F U.

Please STFU!

 

[GirthAngus]

If you want to spend your money on bad photoshop and fake ai dicks that's your business, but stop being ridiculous and acting like he's some groundbreaking entertainer and social scientist. If I wanted fake nudity I can just go watch hentai, yaoi or cg porn. At least that actually takes talent and effort to create.

Well sad! This idiot has everyone thinking he doing these amazing workouts while living in Hawaii. Those videos are from years ago. He lives in Los Angeles and his “gym” is in West Hollywood.