the ancient art of self-improvement"

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  1. danf

    danf New Member

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    Source: "The Love Teachings of Kama Sutra"
    > Translated by Indra Sinha
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    > Enlarging the Penis:
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    > First rub your penis with wasp stings and massage it with sweet oil.
    > When it swells, let it dangle for ten nights through a hole in your bed,
    > going to sleep each night on your stomach.
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    > After this period use a cool ointment to remove the pain and swelling.
    > By this method men of insatiable sexual appetite, manage to keep
    > their penises enlarged throughout their lives.
    >
    > click here to see the result.
    >
    > http://www.cockrule.com/wasp_sting.html
    >
    >
     
  2. Dr Rock

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    that would be funny if it weren't for the fact that when I was 8, a wasp actually DID sting me, right on the tip of my foreskin. I can assure you that it's no laughing matter :cry:
     
  3. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

    MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK Well-Known Member

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    You know, just when you're ready to say you've seen all kinds of weird ass enlargement techniques.......
     
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    Wasp stings? At least jelqing's fun.
     
  5. dlcs

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    ...someone comes along and rubs wasps on your weezer.
     
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