The Baby Gaga: All new Breast Milk Ice Cream

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Buttah phat is an essential component of cream!

And you pasteurize any milk when you're marketing it to the general populace to avoid serious liabilities.

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Unfortunately, the reason why the scientists at UC Berkeley were researching the pasteurization of breast milk is precisely because a mother can infect her child. Thankfully, she can also protect her child by pasteurizing her own breast milk just by boiling some water on the stove, which was the point of the research.

Those women donating the breast milk were screened using the tests they use at hospitals for blood donors, which are very thorough, so they probably are completely disease free, but there's also a practical business reason for pasteurizing breast milk other than avoiding disease transmission, which is so that it doesn't sour as quickly and it remains good for human consumption longer. Unpasteurized milk doesn't remain tasty for long.


Okay, these things are sort of off-topic, but related...

Unlike cow's milk, which becomes gag inducing when it sours, breast milk smells like cheese when it goes bad. I haven't had the guts to give it a taste to see if it also tastes like cheese, though. It does make me want to cry if any of it goes bad, every drop of it is so precious.

Also, another cool fact: The poo of exclusively breast fed babies doesn't stink. It smells milky and hardly has any scent at all. It's weird.
 
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I buy about 2 gallons of milk a week for my son and I get the chocolate mix and strawberry mix for him and he drinks it straight too.

I would NEVER consider drinking breast milk, never had the desire to drink my own and do not want to eat anything made from it.

I did breast feed my son for a short period of time and my ex-husband abhorred the smell of it. Luckily, he was always more of an ass man.
 

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Well I went, & I shared three pretty big & spectacular portions.

The Baby Gaga was really creamy sweet & luxorious, felt naughty, was served with all kinds of fancy stuff - & a woman dressed as Lady Gaga! Yum. The human cow produces the best icecream!

We also had a Sex Bomb! Which was made with natural viagra, topped with absinthe served via a drip by a nurse - & set alight! Again, I've never tasted icecream as good as this.

Finally, & I forget the name - a very fiery icecream - infused with chilli, ginger & lemon grass, topped with a shot of something else that was set on fire. It was like eating a thai curry & an icecream at the same time.

The vibe was pretty cool too, funky 70s stuff - I think James Taylor?

I just wonder if lactating women with icecream makers might produce some homegrown - eh Petite! Bet the BF will be interested!

PS - I don't think the S/Z thing actually matters - zeds were used long into the 20th century in England by a number of writers, & I think it's only a phenomenom in the last 30 years that has caused a major divide. I frequently use zeds - if only to bait people who accuse it of being an Americanism when I write a report - when it's no such thing. It's purely a difference in preference between ancient Greek & Romanised (see that doesn't look right!) word endings. Most of the words came from Greek roots - & I know the OED used to prefer a zed...

...but that's language for you. Use a zed a knock someone on the head each time they tell you its wrong!
 

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Well I went, & I shared three pretty big & spectacular portions.

The Baby Gaga was really creamy sweet & luxorious, felt naughty, was served with all kinds of fancy stuff - & a woman dressed as Lady Gaga! Yum. The human cow produces the best icecream!

We also had a Sex Bomb! Which was made with natural viagra, topped with absinthe served via a drip by a nurse - & set alight! Again, I've never tasted icecream as good as this.

Finally, & I forget the name - a very fiery icecream - infused with chilli, ginger & lemon grass, topped with a shot of something else that was set on fire. It was like eating a thai curry & an icecream at the same time.

The vibe was pretty cool too, funky 70s stuff - I think James Taylor?

I just wonder if lactating women with icecream makers might produce some homegrown - eh Petite! Bet the BF will be interested!

PS - I don't think the S/Z thing actually matters - zeds were used long into the 20th century in England by a number of writers, & I think it's only a phenomenom in the last 30 years that has caused a major divide. I frequently use zeds - if only to bait people who accuse it of being an Americanism when I write a report - when it's no such thing. It's purely a difference in preference between ancient Greek & Romanised (see that doesn't look right!) word endings. Most of the words came from Greek roots - & I know the OED used to prefer a zed...

...but that's language for you. Use a zed a knock someone on the head each time they tell you its wrong!

I really want to try it now! You make it sound so good! :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:


Actually, I do have an ice cream maker. I would have to get my milk production up higher before I could even consider making ice cream out of it. I'm barely keeping ahead of TheBaby's appetite. Me and TheBF only get to taste a drop or two, all the rest goes to my precious little angel.
 

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Well I went, & I shared three pretty big & spectacular portions.

The Baby Gaga was really creamy sweet & luxorious, felt naughty, was served with all kinds of fancy stuff - & a woman dressed as Lady Gaga! Yum. The human cow produces the best icecream!

We also had a Sex Bomb! Which was made with natural viagra, topped with absinthe served via a drip by a nurse - & set alight! Again, I've never tasted icecream as good as this.

Finally, & I forget the name - a very fiery icecream - infused with chilli, ginger & lemon grass, topped with a shot of something else that was set on fire. It was like eating a thai curry & an icecream at the same time.

The vibe was pretty cool too, funky 70s stuff - I think James Taylor?

I just wonder if lactating women with icecream makers might produce some homegrown - eh Petite! Bet the BF will be interested!

PS - I don't think the S/Z thing actually matters - zeds were used long into the 20th century in England by a number of writers, & I think it's only a phenomenom in the last 30 years that has caused a major divide. I frequently use zeds - if only to bait people who accuse it of being an Americanism when I write a report - when it's no such thing. It's purely a difference in preference between ancient Greek & Romanised (see that doesn't look right!) word endings. Most of the words came from Greek roots - & I know the OED used to prefer a zed...

...but that's language for you. Use a zed a knock someone on the head each time they tell you its wrong!

That was very interesting, thanks for sharing. :biggrin1: I don't want to turn this into a grammar lesson but...regarding the 'zeds' - I have no problem with anyone who favours the 'z'. My point is that America favours 'z' enormously. If it was balanced with the use of 's' I wouldn't mind but it is one of those things that bugs me. Yes, you are right that people have used both throughout history but I am talking about the 'Queen's English' not Roman or Greek English. These British/American language differences don't bother me generally but I admit some do. The wonderful David Mitchell explains - YouTube - David Mitchell Writes - Dear America...
 
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Perhaps you can keep production going when you're weaning!

It'll be late summer then, & those long hot summer nights will be the ideal time!

I also found an article that also included breast milk cheese (breast cheese most definitely should mean something else!). Something else to consider - & it's really easy to make cheese (use some thick woollen stockings, & just let it strain through & drain)- maybe you could spare a crackerful, or on a blini, & flavour it according to your taste.

'Baby Gaga' ice cream made of human breast milk; Human Cheese maker talks breast milk taboos
 

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At least they pasteurized it and screened the donors. That makes it better.

You know, when you eat something from the human body, I believe it's vegan approved. Point to ponder for all our vegan friends who won't eat dairy.
 

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That was very interesting, thanks for sharing. :biggrin1: I don't want to turn this into a grammar lesson but...regarding the 'zeds' - I have no problem with anyone who favours the 'z'. My point is that America favours 'z' enormously. If it was balanced with the use of 's' I wouldn't mind but it is one of those things that bugs me. Yes, you are right that people have used both throughout history but I am talking about the 'Queen's English' not Roman or Greek English. These British/American language differences don't bother me generally but I admit some do. The wonderful David Mitchell explains - YouTube - David Mitchell Writes - Dear America...

I can't stand that charmless arse Charlie Brooker on the 10 o'clock show though!

Minced metaphors - ah! Aren't they all swept away by the ubiquitous term "idiomatic" now?

I still shake when I hear - "you did good" - did good what? It's something that has crept in under the radar for "you did well".

"Aks", & "arx" for "ask", & the increasingly transatlantic permeation into Western culture of the inability to use the correct tenses for the verbs: to go, & to do.

"He should have went/ & he should have did" (aaaaaaaaarggghh), for "he should have gone/ & he should have done".

I saw Bednobs & Broomsticks a month ago, & the illiterate, urchin, evacuees were using slightly similar language, because that marked them out as being uneducated.

I really don't hold out much hope for the state schooling system producing anymore Einsteins if this is their attention to detail.

I stopped caring about commas long ago!:wink:
 

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I can't stand that charmless arse Charlie Brooker on the 10 o'clock show though!

Minced metaphors - ah! Aren't they all swept away by the ubiquitous term "idiomatic" now?

I still shake when I hear - "you did good" - did good what? It's something that has crept in under the radar for "you did well".

"Aks", & "arx" for "ask", & the increasingly transatlantic permeation into Western culture of the inability to use the correct tenses for the verbs: to go, & to do.

"He should have went/ & he should have did" (aaaaaaaaarggghh), for "he should have gone/ & he should have done".

I saw Bednobs & Broomsticks a month ago, & the illiterate, urchin, evacuees were using slightly similar language, because that marked them out as being uneducated.

I really don't hold out much hope for the state schooling system producing anymore Einsteins if this is their attention to detail.

I stopped caring about commas long ago!:wink:

Haha, the Bedknobs and Broomsticks comment made me smile! :biggrin1: I am very thankful that in the last few years people seem to be more actively pursuing education and self-improvement. I personally see so many intelligent people on a daily basis, it amazes me! It makes me feel very dumb! :tongue:
 

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Adults consuming breast milk for medical reasons is centuries old. I am too lazy to gofind the links now but if you do a search you will find many links. I recall fx. the last empress of China and a professor at Oxford in Elizabethan times.
 

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Adults consuming breast milk for medical reasons is centuries old. I am too lazy to gofind the links now but if you do a search you will find many links. I recall fx. the last empress of China and a professor at Oxford in Elizabethan times.

Some people drink their own piss for the supposed benefits though, but I don't really fancy knowing there's a barrel of urine sloshing around in the kitchens of all restaurants.
 

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Some people drink their own piss for the supposed benefits though, but I don't really fancy knowing there's a barrel of urine sloshing around in the kitchens of all restaurants.

Gross! Breast milk is not like piss.

Breast milk is actually made for human consumption. It's the reason why we feed it to babies, because it is made to be drunk by human beings and it's nutritionally complete and healthy, which is a claim supported by modern scientific research. Babies who are fed breast milk have stronger immune systems because of the immunities passed on by the mother and babies fed breast milk are less likely to get cancer, diabetes, asthma, allergies, or become overweight, than babies who are fed formula, which are also claims supported by scientific research.

Those health benefits are the reason why women donate breast milk, just like people donate plasma and blood, to help others in need.

We know that adults can also add immunities because that's how vaccinations work, by introducing new antibodies into our bodies, so consuming the immunities (in the form of beneficial antibodies) from 15 separate women would most likely be an immune system boost for an adult as well.
 
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Gross! Breastmilk is not like piss.

Breastmilk is actually made for human consumption. It's the reason why we feed it to babies, because it's made to be drunk by human beings and it's nutritionally complete and healthy, which is a claim supported by modern scientific research.

Reading that has made me thirsty for breastmilk. Sounds yummy! :yup:
 

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Voice of past experiences there, Helga?:biggrin:
Once again, it's a reference to history, though I admit I have restaurant serving experience in my dim past. Bruce Dickinson got expelled from school for adding a little something of his own to the headmaster's soup.