The Bachelorette Hanna Brown

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The Bachelorette | Hannah Won't Give a Rose to Luke P.

I'll admit it, I love to watch this silly show with my wife. Like its counterpart The Bachelor at ABC, The Bachelorette should come with a caveat that viewers must suspend their disbelief. It's filled with such implausible drivel, dialogue delivered from a cast that look like they've just taken a junior college level drama class and a Harlequin romance ideal take on dating that it's must see TV. And yes I am a 100% heterosexual.

This time around the producers cast Hanna Brown, a beauty pageant hottie that can stand toe-to-toe with any Alabama Crimson Tide cheerleader you've ever seen. In her bio she dutifully noted that she was a nice Christian girl who did not fool around and valued that trait in men as well. This was before filming got underway and Hannah apparently tossed her Bible aside in favor of good old-fashioned carnal pleasure. For a reality show broadcast in puritanical "thou-shalt-not-show-skin" America there seems to have been a lot of crotch-grinding taking place with near-virginal Hannah. Nevertheless she has demonstrated that she can deliver credible sex tears on-cue, as well as create an illusion that her biggest goal in life is to bring home a clean-cut young lad to present to her deep-south daddy Beauregard.

The men are all out of central casting; jocks and b-level studs who carry with them a usual resume of athletes, financial dudes on the way up the ladder and various eclectic aspiring actors in-disguise. This time around I was intrigued by Peter Weber, a pilot from Westlake Village who showed-up in his new-hire Delta F/O uniform after getting the O.K. up the food chain in Atlanta: "Alright but don't embarrass us on the show." He's a nice fellow who looks like a young Phil Michelson, the son of a senior Boeing 787 captain from United. From his instagram account, when he's not dreaming about flying Peter thinks wholesome thoughts about family-- nary a photo of a half-naked young woman to be found.

Father and son in their 1954 Piper Apache: Peter is beaming wearing his Dave Clark headset, while his father seems to be worried if junior can handle an engine-out situation if one of those hellaciously underpowered 160 hp Lycoming engines should cough on takeoff. Peter Weber on Instagram: “1954 Piper Apache, this baby is a classic”
 

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I can't believe it. In our vast membership of phallic-gigantia there aren't any fans of this fluff?

Where else can a viewer be treated to a couple of twenty-something ex-fraternity jocks talking about a woman in terms never heard before on this astral plane-- "Surely when you two went out on your date she knew you weren't truly offering-up your heart." I can recall back in my college days, sitting around with my Alpha Eta Rho aviation fraternity buddies, when we might discuss a particularly bodacious babe. Never, never did any of us accuse someone of not offering-up his heart. After a few brewskies I might have seen two guys Dodger high-five each other after one drunkenly said "that bitch has one tight, world-class pussy!" Me-thinks the script writers who do dialogue for The Bachelorette are out-of-work soap opera people.

"Who was there for you when you had (h)amnesia?"
 
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I'm usually a bachelor/ette addict. Not really feeling it this season. I did really feel for her when she said she didn't feel potential for a deep enough connection the other night. She looked so defeated.
 
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https://www.vulture.com/2019/06/the-bachelorette-hannah-brown-luke-p-spoiler.htm

Luke P.: "...you have had sex with multiple of these guys."

Hannah: "Jesus still loves me."

Oh the debating that must have gone on in that production room between the writers and the ABC brass. Ordinarily it's a given that all gorgeous, deep-south beauty pageant contestants destined to go on reality dating shows must be devote Christians, at the minimum semi-virginal and fresh as driven snow. Of course that philosophy is at odds with the current socio-political climate which dictates women may do any darn thing they choose to do in bed. And knowing The Bachelor and Bachelorette have gone the virginal route one too many times, the producers gave the go-ahead to turn-up the heat.

What is heat defined as? The usual kissing and clothes-on groping plus naked bungee jumping! If ABC really wanted to spice things up they would have Hannah dismiss Luke P. with a memorable retort.


"Yes, I have had sex with multiple guys. And why is (blank's) so much bigger than yours?" :imp:
 
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Watch The Bachelorette Season 15 Episode 09 Week 9 Online

It's official. I've reached the limits of my gullibility quotient and what an accepting, malleable mind like myself can tolerate. Hannah, who has become a star this bachelorette season by proclaiming to the world that she can f**k like a mink and Jesus will still love her, ventured to the hometowns of the four finalists. Three of the dudes are out of a Hallmark Channel casting room; call them Sir Lancelot numbers one, two and three. The fourth with the incipient Jay Leno lantern jaw, has been given the role as a villain in order to keep any depleting viewership in the final episodes glued to their TV screens, hissing and catcalling.

I was mainly interested in Peter Weber, the newly-minted pilot for a "major airline" who hails from Westlake Village. Fortunately his date came first, before I was tempted to up-chunk my Trader Joe's kung pao chicken after hearing the millionth utterance of the word heart. On The Bachelorette lust is verboten and all carnal urges are due to feelings of the heart. And when all-else fails, men are expected to cry-- even senior airline pilot fathers of male contestants. :sob:

Peter drove Hannah in a spiffy new black Mercedes Benz (sans a front California plate) up to the Sun Air hanger doors at Camarillo airport where a classic old PA-23 Piper Apache with taped-over registration numbers was waiting for them on the tarmac. Hannah was beaming with anticipation, particularly after discovering a standard-size prophylactic in the center console of Peter's car. For his part, Peter's modus operandi was to take her flying, show her his family home from the air and engage in some heavy petting, all while still practicing safe VFR seen-and-be-seen aviating.

Unfortunately my tiny bit of aeronautical knowledge intruded in my TV enjoyment. Actually I could be employed by Jack-in-the-Box and would still question how the heck they were going to takeoff with both engine power readings at "zero" manifold pressure. Then there was the matter at 6:10 when the aircraft was above Westlake Village's man-made lake and the plane appeared to be flying backwards! On short final to Camarillo's runway 26, the lord of the skies seemed to be in a quandary whether to grope her goodies or control the plane. Fortunately she reminded him to keep his hands on the throttles and his eyes on the road (or thousand-foot touchdown stripes). So much for reality television.

Aviation is a relatively small fraternity. I was told they filmed this segment in late April over two days and here is their flight. The aircraft (N1305P) is owned by another party in Oxnard, Ca. :

N1305P Live Flight Tracking and History (PA23 owned by PARKHILL CLIFTON A JR TRUSTEE) ✈ 26-Apr-2019 ✈ KCMA - KCMA ✈ FlightAware