A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the
congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a
rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation
decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary.. A
great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the
clergyman's additional children were costing the church, and how much more
it could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his
chair and spoke, 'Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many
gifts as He gives us. Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said
in her frail voice, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much
of it, we wear rubbers.' The entire congregation said, 'Amen.'
congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a
rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation
decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary.. A
great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the
clergyman's additional children were costing the church, and how much more
it could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his
chair and spoke, 'Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many
gifts as He gives us. Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said
in her frail voice, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much
of it, we wear rubbers.' The entire congregation said, 'Amen.'
