The be-all end-all secret to penis enlargement.

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  1. D_Thoraxis_Biggulp

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    (This is meant to be a joke. Unless you want to look like an enormous douche, don't argue the stuff that is obviously untrue and based on myth.)

    So, we all know that, generally speaking, penis size and shoe size are directly correlating. Bigger the feet, bigger the meat. The human arm span is also equal to height. And finally, the length of a man's foot is the same as that of his forearm.
    Therefore, if you work to lose weight on your upper torso, your shoulders will narrow. Your arms will thus become longer. This length will be distributed over your forearm and upper arm for the sake of maintaining proportion. Thus your feet will become longer, and, by association, your cock will get bigger.

    I am a genius.
     
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    Well, isn't that SPECIAL!
     
  3. D_Thoraxis_Biggulp

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    I wonder how many people I could actually sucker into buying into that.
     
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    Try Thunderspace.
     
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    hehehe interesting theory man! I'll have to try it out! lol ;-)
     
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