I hope you don't get stopped by a cop while listening to a tape about imagining your dick growing bigger. You'll be cited for DWI (driving while mentally impaired.)
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A blonde went into a doctor's office for an employment physical.
The doctor told him to go into the exam room and get undressed and to please remove the headphones he was wearing. He put his hands over his ears and said "Oh, no! I can't. I'll die!" The doctor shrugged his shoulders and instructed the guy to go into the exam room and get ready.
When the doctor came into the room he found him sitting on the exam table, naked except for those headphones, which were still clamped tightly to his ears. Again, the doctor asked him to remove them. Again, he replied, "Oh, no! I can't. I'll die!" The doctor shook his head pitifully at this eccentricity.
He began his exam, starting at the feet and working his way up. When he got to his head he looked at his eyes, down his throat and up his nose. When he finished he gently lifted the headphones off his head to look into his ears.
Suddenly the blonde guy fell over dead!
The doctor had no success reviving him. He called for his nurse but even with her help he could do nothing. Then he stepped on the headphones which had fallen to the floor. He sighed mightily and picked them up, putting them to his ear. A quiet, insistent voice was saying,
"Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out."