The best lines youve given or received

[Duo187]

"is your cock a pokemon? cause I wanna take a pikachu (peek at you)" hehe

 

[jonb]

Well, I first thought "pokeball" was a sex position. LOL

I swear it's revenge for Hiroshima.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Originally posted by Duo187,+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Duo187,)</div><div class='quotemain'>"is your cock a pokemon? cause I wanna take a pikachu (peek at you)" hehe

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*Groans*

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Well, I first thought "pokeball" was a sex position. LOL

I swear it&#39;s revenge for Hiroshima.
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I think I&#39;ll have to agree there. Pokemon is still being used as a Nintendo and TV mascot&#33;

 

[TragicWhiteKnight]

I manage to embarrass myself in front of women without resorting to tired chat-up lines. I do perfectly well with my own incompetence. I find falling over a barstool always helps break the ice.

 

[Dr. Bubbles]

Jon, I am sure we probably would, especially with some native humor twined in it.

Tragic, darling... if I ever saw you fall over a barstool, I probably would go up to you and start chatting. I would feel compelled, especially if it were me that you were looking at before you tripped.

 

[Duo187]

Originally posted by TragicWhiteKnight@Feb 11 2005, 11:27 AM
I manage to embarrass myself in front of women without resorting to tired chat-up lines. I do perfectly well with my own incompetence. I find falling over a barstool always helps break the ice.

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yeah that would do it..

at a "gathering" at the "good" pub in our town, one of my friends did the classic puke on her cause he drunk too much routine... I never figured out how he managed to be engaged to her now though... lol

Oh and on my part, first time I met my first "real" relationship.. I had seen her at the formal dance the night before dressed as the sluttiest angel you have ever seen.. so I didnt know it was her.. and I was talking bout how slutty the angel was with her.. finally she stopped me saying "the angel was me" Now its just a big joke for her to ask me if I think shes a slut..

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by ORCABOMBER+Feb 11 2005, 12:37 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ORCABOMBER &#064; Feb 11 2005, 12:37 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb,
Well, I first thought "pokeball" was a sex position. LOL

I swear it&#39;s revenge for Hiroshima.

I think I&#39;ll have to agree there. Pokemon is still being used as a Nintendo and TV mascot&#33;

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Yeah, you&#39;d think karaoke and Yoko Ono (both her voice and her plot to ruin the Beatles) would be enough.

Seriously, Japan does come up with some good shows. It just happens that whatever&#39;s even worth dignifying with a review won&#39;t be shown to gaijin. Ever. Or if it will, it&#39;ll be dubbed and lose all the good voice actors.

 

[Altairion]

I just saw part of Night at the Roxbury last night before I went out. If you guys are looking for pathetic pickup lines, its full of great ones.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Originally posted by TragicWhiteKnight+Feb 11 2005, 11:27 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TragicWhiteKnight &#064; Feb 11 2005, 11:27 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>I manage to embarrass myself in front of women without resorting to tired chat-up lines. I do perfectly well with my own incompetence. I find falling over a barstool always helps break the ice.

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Okay, even I haven&#39;t done that. Mind you, you&#39;d think someone would take advantage of the "whoops, I&#39;ve dropped my money" routine.

I need a larger wallet.

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Yeah, you&#39;d think karaoke and Yoko Ono (both her voice and her plot to ruin the Beatles) would be enough.

Seriously, Japan does come up with some good shows. It just happens that whatever&#39;s even worth dignifying with a review won&#39;t be shown to gaijin. Ever. Or if it will, it&#39;ll be dubbed and lose all the good voice actors.[/quote]


Yeah, of course, I&#39;m an anime&#39; nut, although learning chat up lines from them is asking for a punch in the face&#33;

 

[jonb]

Trust me, if you gave an anime pickup line to a girl, she&#39;d say "Ookabonbaa baka da naa&#33;" But maybe you could just have a nosebleed.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

A volcanic nosebleed of course. Then when she &#39;teardrops&#39; I&#39;d have to fall over.