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The best things about being hung
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dijstra:
My wife, who has only ever had me, thinking I'm average and being suprised at a sex toys party when she compared a 9" vibrator favourably to me and her friends gagging at the thought.....
she was soooooo embarrased and hit me later....
made for great sex though...
she'd only ever seen two other dicks (her brothers flaccid) and just assumed they were smaller than average; but they are both pretty well hung - flaccid at least.
dij
My wife, who has only ever had me, thinking I'm average and being suprised at a sex toys party when she compared a 9" vibrator favourably to me and her friends gagging at the thought.....
she was soooooo embarrased and hit me later....
made for great sex though...
she'd only ever seen two other dicks (her brothers flaccid) and just assumed they were smaller than average; but they are both pretty well hung - flaccid at least.
dij
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pantythief: hearing a girl say
I'm sorry I'll try harder next time
as she attempts to deep throat it
watching a girl use both hands to grip it
hearing a girl say
I wish my sister was here to help
(she had an identical twin)
I'm sorry I'll try harder next time
as she attempts to deep throat it
watching a girl use both hands to grip it
hearing a girl say
I wish my sister was here to help
(she had an identical twin)
its also good when your in the locker room and everybody wishes they had your package!
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I definitely agree with the locker room thing...however, my size can be deceiving if I'm really flaccid, so whenever I was in a gang shower, I always made sure that a) I was thinkin about dick from comparing myself to the other dudes, and then having the balls to give it a few long, slow tugs with a soapy hand. That and warm water always did the trick...And yeah, I knew I was being looked at, which was great. But I had to make sure it wasn't too great so I wouldn't get total wood. That might be embarassing...
I love the way it fills out the pouch in my jockstrap (esp. if I'm wearing a steel cockring).
The fact that no one ever complains, and always tells me how big I am. (I don't think I'm that big, but you can't be objective) It's like I know I'm not monster meat, but I'm sure not small either! Just the right size.
I like watching someone give me head and kinda talking to them while they're doing it; watching to see if they'll get it all down and choke or give up halfway. I love to be deepthroated and not many can do it successfully, but I like the little gag I always give the person...
I'm glad I'm thick, not just long. I'll take a thick cock over a pencil anyday.
It's like my little secret. I'm walking to the subway everyday just like everybody else in a suit & briefcase, but I'm wondering how all the guys around me are hung!
The last thing is, I've read many stories of guys on this site who don't think it's great being hung and wish they had less cause it is so big it's tough to do anything with it. Glad that's not my problem.
Oh yeah, jerkin' it two fisted is so totally hot, and I always seem to squirt twice as far that way too...
I can't suck myself, but I'll bet for guys who can, that's a great thing about being "hung".
I love the way it fills out the pouch in my jockstrap (esp. if I'm wearing a steel cockring).
The fact that no one ever complains, and always tells me how big I am. (I don't think I'm that big, but you can't be objective) It's like I know I'm not monster meat, but I'm sure not small either! Just the right size.
I like watching someone give me head and kinda talking to them while they're doing it; watching to see if they'll get it all down and choke or give up halfway. I love to be deepthroated and not many can do it successfully, but I like the little gag I always give the person...
I'm glad I'm thick, not just long. I'll take a thick cock over a pencil anyday.
It's like my little secret. I'm walking to the subway everyday just like everybody else in a suit & briefcase, but I'm wondering how all the guys around me are hung!
The last thing is, I've read many stories of guys on this site who don't think it's great being hung and wish they had less cause it is so big it's tough to do anything with it. Glad that's not my problem.
Oh yeah, jerkin' it two fisted is so totally hot, and I always seem to squirt twice as far that way too...
I can't suck myself, but I'll bet for guys who can, that's a great thing about being "hung".
twin_daddy: I was in the steam room at my gym one time and had a guy admiring my penis and then asking me how big it is when it's hard, then proceding to get errect to show it off, knowing that this guy is about to pass out seeing that i'm just a shade over 12" in length.
cegro27:
That's the strangest thing...if a guy wanted to hit me in the face with his fist I'd wanna whip his ass, but he can do the same with his huge piece and all I can do is say "HIT ME HARDER!!, HARDER!!!" :lol:
That's the strangest thing...if a guy wanted to hit me in the face with his fist I'd wanna whip his ass, but he can do the same with his huge piece and all I can do is say "HIT ME HARDER!!, HARDER!!!" :lol:
The best part about having a large penis is the clorox bottle.
wait. what?
The best part about it for me is that I'm still growing
wait. what?
The best part about it for me is that I'm still growing
SL55///AMG: I like when it is half hard and people can see my head half way down my thigh....when its soft it likes to hybernate around my balls...
-The best is when the girl doesnt see it before you put it in her. its like time stand still while she realizes how full she is going to be.
-If you give a hot girl a hug and she brushes up against you...then she knows.
-When I was with a girl for three years, everytime I would cum in her, it wold fill up all around my cock.... amazing.
I wear baggy jeans or kakis usually...so its not like the wrangler shrink wrap effect...unless I get hard...then I gotta run for the fuckin bathroom.
-The best is when the girl doesnt see it before you put it in her. its like time stand still while she realizes how full she is going to be.
-If you give a hot girl a hug and she brushes up against you...then she knows.
-When I was with a girl for three years, everytime I would cum in her, it wold fill up all around my cock.... amazing.
I wear baggy jeans or kakis usually...so its not like the wrangler shrink wrap effect...unless I get hard...then I gotta run for the fuckin bathroom.
Another good thing is when girls think your erect, and your not, and you tell them.
One time a girl at work looked down and saw my bulge, and asked me if i just saw a porno.
I was confused, i had no idea what she was talking about. Then she pointed to my crotch area and smiled.
I then told her i wasn't erect. She didn't believe me. She ended up grabbing it to test (she was very premiscious) and found it soft. She said wow. From that day on she stopped calling me by name, and just calls me monster.
One time a girl at work looked down and saw my bulge, and asked me if i just saw a porno.
I was confused, i had no idea what she was talking about. Then she pointed to my crotch area and smiled.
I then told her i wasn't erect. She didn't believe me. She ended up grabbing it to test (she was very premiscious) and found it soft. She said wow. From that day on she stopped calling me by name, and just calls me monster.
Best part: 1) Grinning slyly when a male co-worker asks why the girls at work call you "Big D" when your name is actually Dan.
2) Having the sales girl inform you that, not only do the pants fit, but you "fill them out nicely" as well, to the horror of her supervisor.
3) As previously mentioned, the ever polite, "I'm not used to that tight of fit."--the kind of comment a girl only says if she is being sincere and trying not to sound slutty, as opposed to the insincere "yes, you are big." most guys hear.
4) Purchasing the "Mas Largo" ("Longer " in Spanish) condoms in Mexico and having to explain to the clerk that you do indeed understand Spanish.
5) Having a girl decline sex, stating, "I'm afraid you would hurt me with that," based on the stories she's heard from her friends. (If you have to be rejected, this is the best way."
6) Emerging from the cold ocean water and still having a bulge that attracts giggles from girls.
2) Having the sales girl inform you that, not only do the pants fit, but you "fill them out nicely" as well, to the horror of her supervisor.
3) As previously mentioned, the ever polite, "I'm not used to that tight of fit."--the kind of comment a girl only says if she is being sincere and trying not to sound slutty, as opposed to the insincere "yes, you are big." most guys hear.
4) Purchasing the "Mas Largo" ("Longer " in Spanish) condoms in Mexico and having to explain to the clerk that you do indeed understand Spanish.
5) Having a girl decline sex, stating, "I'm afraid you would hurt me with that," based on the stories she's heard from her friends. (If you have to be rejected, this is the best way."
6) Emerging from the cold ocean water and still having a bulge that attracts giggles from girls.
Fun thread. thanks.
my 2 cents:
a) when my girlfriend says, after 2 months on the road, "holy shit you have a HUGE cock! i think i kinda forgot how fucking big it is."...
b) the upside of having to learn how to use it!! just like small guys, we have to acheive an awareness of our bodies--and our partners'--borne out of sheer necessity and for my part, i'm grateful for that.
c) the staring. i selfishly LOVE the staring.
peace,
s88
my 2 cents:
a) when my girlfriend says, after 2 months on the road, "holy shit you have a HUGE cock! i think i kinda forgot how fucking big it is."...
b) the upside of having to learn how to use it!! just like small guys, we have to acheive an awareness of our bodies--and our partners'--borne out of sheer necessity and for my part, i'm grateful for that.
c) the staring. i selfishly LOVE the staring.
peace,
s88
being bumped into accidently and your package pushes back
not even aware of how my much bulge im showing til someone reminds me
wearing sunglasses and fitted jeans watching who stares and whats their reaction
being ashamed of publicly adjusting my junk
any time a big dick topic, story or joke is brought up im never intimidated
no matter what state my penis is. im never considered small
understanding what other well endowed gents go thru
would wear and have worn a speedo to the beach or pool
finding out @ an early age not all kids had a weeny like me
being told im big ........ my fave
not even aware of how my much bulge im showing til someone reminds me
wearing sunglasses and fitted jeans watching who stares and whats their reaction
being ashamed of publicly adjusting my junk
any time a big dick topic, story or joke is brought up im never intimidated
no matter what state my penis is. im never considered small
understanding what other well endowed gents go thru
would wear and have worn a speedo to the beach or pool
finding out @ an early age not all kids had a weeny like me
being told im big ........ my fave
I'm sorry, but I had to continue this excellent topic (What's great is every hung guy can relate to these...No B.S.)
cont...
Having a 6" penis when you're only 9 yrs old.
Jacking off with both hands
Having that sinking feeling in your stomach whenever you see a statistic that affirms, "size doesn't matter."
Pissing while talking on your cell phone with one hand and drinking a beer with the other, and still having the "barrel" length to shoot accurately straight down into the drain.
Watching a woman struggle to pull out your still-flaccid penis from it's fly, not realizing that it hangs several inches further down.
cont...
Having a 6" penis when you're only 9 yrs old.
Jacking off with both hands
Having that sinking feeling in your stomach whenever you see a statistic that affirms, "size doesn't matter."
Pissing while talking on your cell phone with one hand and drinking a beer with the other, and still having the "barrel" length to shoot accurately straight down into the drain.
Watching a woman struggle to pull out your still-flaccid penis from it's fly, not realizing that it hangs several inches further down.
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