My wife has told me for some time that our children's pediatrician has a bulge that can't be missed. She says he always wears the same black polyester pants pulled up way too high, and then sits down scoots around the exam room on his little doctor stool. That results in an even more impressive show. I wasn't sure if she was just telling me an embellished story or not. However, the other day one of her co-workers, who unknown to my wife goes to the same doctor, mentioned to my wife about a recent visit. Well, they got to comparing notes about the good doctor, and her friend said she thought he was great, but what's up with those pants! She said she has to try not to look at the thing. ( I think my wife just stares away with a smile on her face). They both expressed some concern as to the effect, if any, this might have on some of his patients. I doubt any would notice, unlike the moms all seem to. Opinions?