The Big Dick Test

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by B_smallpenis22, Dec 28, 2008.

  1. B_smallpenis22

    B_smallpenis22 New Member

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    Here is a good test that I found on the interest awhile back.

    You will need these household items:
    -Toliet Paper Roll (standard size)
    -a unsharpened #2 pencil
    -A 1 dollar bill
    -A dvd case
    -A Cd cases


    1) Is your cock longer than the toliet paper roll? (If YES give yourself 2 points)

    2) Is your cock able to fit inside the toliet paper roll with minimal pain? (If NO give yourself 5 points)

    3) Is your cock able to fit inside the toliet paper roll but only with signficant disconfort? (If YES give yourself 3 points)

    4) Is your cock longer than 2 paper toliet paper rolls stacked on top of each other? (If yes give yourself 8 points)

    5)Is your cock longer than the unsharpned pencil? (If yes give yourself 3 points)

    6)Is your cock longer than 2 unsharpened pencils put together? (If yes give yourself 9 points)

    7)Is your cock longer than the dolar bill (If yes give yourself 3 points)

    8)Wrap the 1 dollar bill around your cock, do the sides of the bill touch? (if NO giver yourself 6 points)

    9)Is your cock longer then the dvd case - measuring form the top to the bottom of the case? (if yes give yourself 6 points)

    10)Is your cock longer then the dvd case - measuring from side to side of the case? (If yes give yourself 3 points)

    11) Is your cock longer the the CD case - measuring from top to bottom of the case? (If yes give yourself 2 points)

    SCORING:

    GOD COCK: 30 to 40 points
    BIG HUNG COCK: 25 to 35 points
    BIG COCK: 20 to 25 points
    AVERAGE COCK: 10 to 20 points
    SMALL COCK: 5 to 10 points
    TINY BOY COCK: under 5 points
     
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    A simple metric tape measuring the penis on top of the shaft is the best and more reliable test in order to know how big a cock is?.

    Because of this no porn actor has been ever properly measured in front of the camera.
     
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    7 big points here. Scoring in questions 1, 10 & 11
    More girth questions required I think...
     
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    23. sweet!
     
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    I lost count.
     
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    I scored a 32. This unproven test has boosted my ego! :p
     
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    Im adverage at 7x5.75
     
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    I scored -33 1/3. I think I have a vagina.
     
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    I am very good with math. Just saying. :chairfall: :lmao:
     
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    This is stupid. For one thing, as I have been told (on this site), toilet paper rolls are not all the same size: there is no standard size. What makes the questions even stupider is that if your dick is too thick to fit into a toilet paper roll at all (as is the case with a lot of guys here, including me) then you get FEWER points than someone with a thinner dick that fits in only with discomfort.
     
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    This is a test for long thin dicks. 2 unsharpened pencils? lol
     
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    thats a retarded question. My Dick can't fit in tp roll, and is just shorter than 2 stacked so I lose points and according to your scoring system am just 23.

    EDIT: http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/144485/cat/500/ppuser/329609
     
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    I score over 25 points and guess what? I don't think I'd belong in that category.
     
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    25! How about that!
     
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    wow, I hit 30 points!
     
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    38 here :D
     
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    I have to agree- was in the grocery the other day and *did* notice there are now diff thickness of rolls....(the 'more on the roll, save money (or having the kids scream "we're out of TP again!" rolls)_
     
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    Again: try the f/stop test. A lens with a smaller f/stop is the better deal. So where men are concerned we can pit age against cock: divide your age in years by your dick size in inches.

    A 50 yr old with 10" dick rates f/5
    A 20 yr old with 4" dick rates f/5

    I rated f/5.4

    :)
     
  20. D_Phil_O_Steen

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    i got 38.. i could do question 3 (my cock doesnt fit in the toilet roll at all) some reason i lost points for that.

    and i could do question 6, longer than 2 unsharpened pencils lmao, the pencils i have are all like 7 inches long lol, and im definitely not 14 inches long haha
     
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