The Biggest Cock You Have Seen At A Urinal

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There is this Irish fellow who worked in my building. He was always out in the hallways on his phone. The floor’s male bathroom has two urinals which didn’t used to have dividers but does now. Usually, if one of the urinals was occupied, he would just use the stall. I wandered in while he was at the urinal on the right side. He was in the phone and had it in his left hand. In spite of the divider, you could clearly see his fat uncut dick pulled out of his fly. He was about 5 inches soft. It was pale and had a big head. There may actually have been more behind his fly (a la Milton Berle who legendarily only pulled out enough cock to beat people at cock size contests). He wore tight dress pants and after this, I would always try and see his VPL in his pants but never did. For the life of me, I still don’t know where he hid that monster in his pants
 

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The biggest one I’ve seen at a urinal belonged to a friend of a friend I took a piss next to at a beer festival a number of years ago.


The toilets for the event were mainly those portable ‘toilets blocks’ that are towable behind a van, but there were also loads of those outdoor portable urinals arranged in clusters behind some privacy screens, the tall grey plastic type where 4 people can pee sort of facing each other.


By mid afternoon there were of course big queues, as people had been drinking for some time. At one point I announced I was off for a slash and the friend of a friend (Let’s call him Jim) decided to come with me. We chatted away on the walk up to the toilets, which beers he’d had etc and then we found the now huge queues for the toilets that had been deserted the last time either of us had come. I remember him leaning in to me (toilets were just behind the stage so it was really loud) and saying “Shit, should have come 20 minutes ago.” I really had to go too, so we decided the best thing to do was get in the line for the portable urinals as that was likely to be the quickest as there were more of them. A couple of minutes later the queue is moving well and I say somthing like “Looks like we picked the right queue then” and he agrees but says “Yeah thankfully, but I fucking need to piss badly now!”


When we got to the front of the queue we could see the 10 or so portable urinals, and by chance two guys came away from one at the same time so we both headed towards that one. I got up there first and he took the space immediately to my left, we’re both pissing away when he leans back and towards me so he can keep talking, but of course this means he’s not behind the ‘divider’ any more and I get a really good sideways view of his cock. And he was properly well hung, big thick pale white uncircumcised cock with a huge head and long foreskin and currently pissing like a donkey into this plastic urinal. I guess it was around 6 inches long flaccid (with at least a half inch of foreskin) as his hand was supporting the shaft from underneath and there were a good few inches in front and behind his hand. He finished pissing first and gave it a really vigorous shake before tucking it away into his jeans.


We walked back to our friends and carried on drinking for the rest of the day, didn’t ever see his dick again but it still sticks in my mind whenever we see him or he comes up in conversation!
 

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Years ago had two urinals at work with no divider So would end up next to someone. This young co-worker unzips and pulls out what had to be 6 inches of thick cut cock. It was difficult to finish pissing as my own cock started to bone up
Always wondered what he thought when he saw my skinny two inches on my 6 ft tall body.
 

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Nothing hotter then seeing a huge hanging dad dick at the urinal . I used to cruise the park restroom by my house when i was 20 years old. I was soo shy , but there was this hole drilled into the stall and the urinal . Not big enough for a glory hole , just a peep hole . I would stay in that stall for hours some days . There was a older black man in his 60's that would walk in almost every day i was in there. I would stare at his cock while he pissed. Then he would stroke it and play with it for 30 or 40 min . His cock was easily 9 inches or bigger and thick and uncut. After months of me watching him , one time he opened the stall with his cock out and asked to grab some tissue , he walked in the stall , I'm sitting there with my pants down and my cock was rock hard and bent down trying to not let him see . He looked right at me and asked if i could help him wipe the pee off his shoe because his back was bad . I said sure . When I went down there i started wiping and i felt his hand on the back of my head . I looked up and he stuffed his big salty black cock head in my mouth. It was my first time sucking cock . I throated that cock for about 20 or 30 min until he exploded in my mouth. I still remember the taste of his big uncut musty cock . Im bisexual and have a great sexy wife , but i always fantasize about his huge cock . I've never seen a cock that big in person since then , but believe me I have been hoping to find a guy hung to feed me in a restroom here in Orange County Ca. If you are hung huge and live near me hit me up. I love public oral and love to suck and get sucked. Daddys and grampas that wear cockrings to the front
 

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many years ago when I was in my late 20s, I used to work at a trucking company that shipped garments around the country. I had to go to the loading dock to pick up paper tags from the garments that were loaded onto the trucks, batch them up, and give them to the keypunch girls. There was this older dark-skinned fit Cuban man, probably in his mid 50's. The men's room door was always open as no women were ever there. I always peeked in as I walked past. This guy would lean against the wall with his dick out pissing for the world to see - very big, uncut, and he pissed like a horse! Good looking man with a great body for his age. I used to fantasize about sucking his dick.
 

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about 3 yrs ago in Paris when I was there for my work, and staying in one of the more expensive hotels. Had to go to the restrooms, in the lobby of the hotel. The rest room was large with 5 urinals on one side and the toilettes on the other side.
I was at one of the urinal's when the door opened and this big guy at least 6.2 tall, walked in. early 50, suit, tie a real business man, and tool the urinal next to me. Although I was still large from pumping be night before, it was not as big as usual. The felt the guy checking me out out and when I turned my head and try to look down, i could not believe my eyes.. He was holding this monster in his hand, got the impression he could not put his hand around it as well, as it was far to thick. I was slowly getting hard just thinking about that monster cock. When he finished he went to wash his hands,, I did the same and stood next to me, Nothing was said, but there was this tension in the air. Then he turn to me and cupped his massive bulge, and went out, Lost him and never saw him in the hotel.
 

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The biggest dick that I have ever seen at a urinal, or anywhere else for that matter... is my own big schlong.

I am perfectly fine with that.

And not a single pic on your profile? That's a pity, buddy!