The blonde mortician

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  1. Pitbull

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    Oct 25, 2006
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    A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

    The female blonde mortician asks
    The deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points
    Out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

    The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked
    His best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and she says, 'I don't care what it
    Costs, but please have my husband
    In a blue suit for the viewing.'

    The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

    She says to the mortician,
    'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job
    And I'm very grateful. How much
    Did you spend? To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her
    With the blank check.

    There's no charge,' she says.

    No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

    Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

    So I just switched the heads.’

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